What do you do if your DM gets sick...

[DonTadow]

hehe.. this sort of reminds me of ....

http://gprime.net/video.php/magicmissile

(It's a clip from show called 'Reno 911' on Comedy Central - a paradoy show of Cops)

When the cops come by, tell them you are a lawful good paladin of Pelor, don't they feel your good aura. Tell that that you would never hurt god, it's just not in the Paladin. HOwever, you suspect that a vampire you had faught several fortenights ago may have come back and compelled you, causing you to make acts that are uncharacteristic of one of Pelor's chosen. Show them all of the decorations and accolades provided to you by the many kingdoms and temples you have saved.

If they are still hostile, it is obvious that they are the ones compelled. Threaten them to leave or your will smite them. If they persist warn to them that your ac is 23 and that they are level 1 warriors and that the fight would be over quite quick. Sadly, if they attack you will have to put them down in the name of Pelor and release them of their torment.

 

[DonTadow]

No, thank God my players don't waste time on this forum with made up threads. You do know that he made this whole hting up. A very unfunny and senseless joke. It is almost like shouting, 'bomb,' in an airport, you just don't joke about certain things.

Hey Driddle, I took your momma out back and ...[edited for content]

Same thing, think that is funny. Seriously, do you have any brain cells left or are they all gone from smoking the crank?

You want to post a thread like this, perhaps start it with something like, 'hey, this is a joke,' so you don't waste our time if we have serious advice to give. Sure it ruins the joke from your perspective, but it don't make you out to be a jerk either.

So what you're saying is this caused some type of panic among DMS.

Ah i remember, Joshua put out the call to the Executive DM's of the World COmmittee EDOWC and told them of this terrible innicident. We second tier DMs got the word and put a clamp on "liquid" of any kind at the table. Of course, the role playing committee single handedly keeps Mountain Dew in business, and when Mountain Dew sales go down, Pepsi had to act. Having a bug on the "inside", they launch an all out attack on the council of EDOWC, ironically burning down the Loews Theater that we were all watching George Romero's Land of the Dead. No one got out. Even more ironic... Driddle screamed Fire but no one heard him."

 

[DM-Rocco]

You know, you could stop wasting all our time in this thread. That'd be much appreciated.

Don't worry, I have a list of people whos threads I won't comment on any further, congrats Driddle, you made the list. Nice not knowing you.

 

[Starman]

My advice: Just remember that if there are no witnesses, it makes the trial much more difficult.

Very true. Declare the mission a Black Op and take care of those pesky people who might spill the beans.

Starman

 

[reveal]

No, thank God my players don't waste time on this forum with made up threads. You do know that he made this whole hting up. A very unfunny and senseless joke. It is almost like shouting, 'bomb,' in an airport, you just don't joke about certain things.

Hey Driddle, I took your momma out back and ...[edited for content]

Same thing, think that is funny. Seriously, do you have any brain cells left or are they all gone from smoking the crank?

You want to post a thread like this, perhaps start it with something like, 'hey, this is a joke,' so you don't waste our time if we have serious advice to give. Sure it ruins the joke from your perspective, but it don't make you out to be a jerk either.

And if you don't want to waste your time, don't come back into the thread and post again. It's one thing to say "That was stupid" and move on, it's another to keep coming back to continue to say "That was stupid." That just makes you stupid for continuing to read something that pisses you off as much as this apparently does.

As for what Driddle should do, remember: It ain't a crime if you don't get caught. I would slowly posion the rest of the group until you and only one other person are left. Then plant the evidence on said person. All suspicion falls on him/her and you get away scot free, as long as you keep your mouth shut.

 

[reveal]

Don't worry, I have a list of people whos threads I won't comment on any further, congrats Driddle, you made the list. Nice not knowing you.

Ass.

PS: Am I on the list now?

 

[CalicoDave]

Hey, doesn't Diaglo work for the Center For Disease Control?? I bet he could come up with some interesting ways for Driddle to get at his recalcitrant DM.


I want to be on DM-Rocco's list too!!!!1!!1! (I guess I'm just a "joiner" at heart)

 

[Hypersmurf]

Let's watch the personal comments, kids.

And while I'm at it - moved to Off-Topic

-Hyp.
(Moderator)

 

[TheAuldGrump]

Let's say your DM becomes very ill -- a hospital-level sick -- because of something he may have consumed at the gaming table. And the police are involved because you might have said something in anger about the way he unfairly targets your PCs with level-draining attacks and you wished he would drink rat poison and die. Not that you meant it, of course, or that there's any fingerprints to prove anything! Because that would be stupid ... You know, stupid if you meant what you said.

Anyway, your advice would be helpful. What happens next?

Your first mistake was in making the threat where others could hear you.

Your second mistake was using rat poison.

Your third mistake was not using enough poison, never go for a wound, go for a kill.

Your last mistake was letting him make it to the hospital.

I never make those mistakes.

You're on your own buddy.

The Auld Grump, never do a job if yo're not sure how to do it, hire a professional.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Hit the movie theatre with the group.