What do you do if your DM gets sick...

[Aeolius]

Let's say your DM becomes very ill -- a hospital-level sick -- because of something he may have consumed at the gaming table.

I stopped, right here, and began to make a list: dice? minis? DMG2?

"Mango, coconut, sugarcane...lord, me belly in pain! = Harry Belafonte

 

[IronWolf]

Sounds like the DM got what he deserves. No one puts Baby in a corner!!

Hhhhmmmm, something to keep in the back of my mind....

 

[Breakdaddy]

You should have used undetectable poison, now you're screwed, dewd.

 

[Nightfall]

Two things:

One hire a lawyer.

Two hire me to DM.

The second idea is optional.

 

[shaylon]

Hhhhmmmm, something to keep in the back of my mind....

Pretty sure I was thinking the same thing there. For you that is.

Nice joke, but next time post a fake police report or something for effect.
-Shay

 

[Erratic K]

was it Iocaine powder?

-E

apparently any good dm that wants to put baby in a corner needs to develop an immunity to Iocaine powder.

 

[twofalls]

Hm, obviously you wanted to be caught, so do you time and enjoy it. Now if you were really out for him you would have used something that a stomach pump would have been too late for, but I'm guessing that the rat poision was just a matter of passion and what was on hand and convienent. You do realize that when he comes back, he is going to have your character stripped, shaved, painted pink and then run through town before being fed to the Otyguh in the city sewers don't you? Or did you think about that in your moment of spite... huh? Did you?

 

[Raging Epistaxis]

Bah. Rat Poison. [spit] I treat rat poison all the time. Rarely fatal.

A) It's not fast enough - can be diagnosed and treated effectively too easily.

B) The symptoms are fairly pathognomonic - there is a very short list of differential diagnoses. Again, too easy to correctly diagnose and treat.

Pick a more likely poison to threaten your DM with in the next troll post.

Now if you had said Iocaine powder... We all know how quickly that takes effect, unless you've built up a tolerance.



R E

 

[fba827]

hehe.. this sort of reminds me of ....

http://gprime.net/video.php/magicmissile

(It's a clip from show called 'Reno 911' on Comedy Central - a paradoy show of Cops)

 

[loki44]

i like big butts...

Uh Oh! This doesn't sound good.....