Nifft
Penguin Herder
Quite simply, I'm a professional philosopher.

"He thinks for a living?"
"Well, he thinks we're paying him!"
"Do-ho-ho-ho-ho!"
Quite simply, I'm a professional philosopher.
Mine is quite boring - the first three letters of my surname, followed by the first three letters of my first name.
That algorithm would have made mine Whinev...
...I would have been Aubant...
*tilts head to the left* *tilts head to the right* *stands on his head*Mine would have been Armmar...a natural palindrome!
*tilts head to the left* *tilts head to the right* *stands on his head*
I don't get it.
What's a natural palindrome then? And why doesn't it resemble a palindrome?
...Plus it'll synergize well with my fledgling superhero career as soon as I get bitten by a radioactive Wednesday.
I always thought you were named after that herb that you use in the old game Bloodstone (? I think), but a search suggests that is actually spelled with only one "f"."Nifft" is the protagonist of a Sword & Sorcery book that I liked.
I've heard he's a real bad-a$$, too.My screen name is the name of the character I play.