What Fantasy Dish Sounds Best?

[Testament]

1). Roast Stirge with red wine
2). Charred Cajun Black Dragon
3). Kraken calamari with Morkoth Caviar
4). Titan Suprise!
5). A Griffons Liver and Onions

Just curoius.

Hmmm...
1) No thanks. Don't eat bug, no matter how big it is.

2) If it's like other reptiles I've eaten, I'm in. I imagine Black Dragon would be rather spicy, then we add Cajun goodness...

3) Calamari. Always good. Morkoth is what?

4) No. Titan are big people, and I'm not into cannibalism.

5) It's liver and onions, no matter what you slice it. Can't polish a turd.

 

[shilsen]

I like the Charred Cajun Black Dragon. I like cajun food, plus there's nothing cooler than having eaten a dragon (as opposed to being eaten by one).

But the number one fantasy dish is Elf Pudding (a la The Sunless Citadel). Sprung it on my players once, and strangely none of them tried it. Maybe it was the little pointy ear-tips.

 

[Geoff Watson]

I'll have to use something like this in my Eberron campaign.

There's a group of halflings that have the spell-like ability to create food. (Dragonmark of Hospitality). There's an item that, among other things, lets them, instead of the usual bland fare, create whatever food they want, with quality determined by a skill check.

I'll have them create some really weird and exotic foods.

Geoff.

 

[green slime]

Cajun Dragon, without a doubt.

Calamari I don't like. Titan Surprise sounds ominous. Stirges... well, no. Liver, that ain't bad. But it gets beat hands down by Cajun cooking. Just hope it isn't one of those old, tough, ancient wyrms.

 

[Orm]

Dragon? Nah, last time we tasted a red dragon it had a strong aftertaste like sulphur.

My favourite is the calzone golem (from Something´s Cooking).

 

[kengar]

1). Roast Stirge with red wine
2). Charred Cajun Black Dragon
3). Kraken calamari with Morkoth Caviar
4). Titan Suprise!
5). A Griffons Liver and Onions

Just curoius.

1) Feeds on blood. Possibly human(oid) blood. Yuck! It'd be like eating a mosquito.

2) Dragons is stringy (NTM sentient). They also tend to eat people, so Iit's gross to me the same way stirges are. Besides, I imagine Black would give you acid stomach.

3) Again, I got issues with eating sentient critters and Morkoth qualify, don't they?

4) Made by titans or from titans. Big difference.

5) Mmmm liver & onions.Unfortunately, carnivores don't tend to make good eating.

 

[Henry]

I dunno, but all of them had better be on the Ram's Menu next Gencon...

 

[cleavthorn]

LOL! No doubt, Henry!

How about these?

1). Roast owlbear meatloaf with a nice side of shambling mound coleslaw
2). Deep fried & battered flumph
3). Pickeled arrowhawk eggs

 

[Wombat]

I'll go with the dragon...

 

[Henry]

LOL! No doubt, Henry!

How about these?

1). Roast owlbear meatloaf with a nice side of shambling mound coleslaw
2). Deep fried & battered flumph
3). Pickeled arrowhawk eggs

Depends on if its portobello Flumph or Aubergine Flumph.

I just LUUUUVS me some Portobello Flumph.

The others sound good too, but I'll stay away from the pickled arrowhawk eggs, for the public good.