Vraille Darkfang
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moritheil said:- Why is silver so special?
- Why is gold so special?
- Why is mithril so special?
- Why is lead so special?
- Why is crystal so special?
- How deep is deep crystal?
- Why does crystal count as metal?
- If steel is so rare on Krynn, how can they use it as currency?
Silver is special because it begins with S, just like Special; and Super; and Stupendous; and Superb; and Superior. It's an alliteration thing. The Silver Sword of Stupendous Strength gets ruined if you have to replace it with Antimony.
Gold is special because some yahoo with a gold mine convinced some idiots it was valuable. Some pretty metal that's easy to work. Some guy got a Nat 20 on his Bluff check, that's all.
Mithril is special because it rides the short bus too school (homage to South Park).
Lead is special because it is the primary component of the Secret Sauce.
Crystal Gayle is special because its frickin' CRYSTAL GAYLE. I mean if you can't see Crystal Gayle as the greatest singer of all time, then I'm afraid you're just incapable of appreciating music.
Deep Crystal is 12' deep, the deep end of Crystal's Pool.
Steel is used as money on Krynn so that when You have all your weapons taken from you when captured by &$%#*! Draconians for the $#@^&%! time and left in a &*%$*! Loincloth (again) you can hammer out a dagger off the Steel Pieces you find when you strangle a hobgoblin to death with said loincloth.
As for Adamantine. That's simple. It’s the preferred material for dwarven 'marital aids' (or is that MARTIAL aids), I can never remember which.
I need to change my sig,