Pathfinder 1E What is the best way to dispose of a body?

[Fauchard1520]

Let's say for the sake of argument that accidentally -- and completely through no fault of your own -- killed the the king's prized dire badger companion. What is the best way to make sure that the body (and the deed) remains undiscovered?

All Cleric spells up to 4th level available. No arcane magic though. Our sorcerer is useless.

(Comic related.)

 

[FrogReaver]

One must kill the king. Then no one will be worried about the killing of his prized dire badger.

 

[DemoMonkey]

Animate Dead. Command it to hide under the bed and whimper if anyone approaches. When the spell wears off, oh no, Ol' Bristly has passed away.

 

[TheSword]

Eat it then grind the bones to powder and mix with mashed potatoes.

 

[Davies]

Feed it to something that eats carrion.

 

[aco175]

I read the title and thought I was on the wrong site and "Asking for a friend".

Easy way is to put it in your portable hole, and then you could drop that in your handy haversack- no more problems. You could just tie it to a pair of cement shoes and drop in the swamp and let the crabs take care of it.

 

[Zsong]

I have a very similar problem in my COC game and animate dead is not an option

 

[le grand fromage]

Monster Summoning IV; Order summoned creature to fly off with / eat corpse? Or gentle repose and stone shape for a quick burial without any inconvenient "fermentation related issues"?

 

[Eltab]

Locating the nearest otyugh, dire alligator, or T-Rex sounds like a good idea. "Yes, Your Majesty, we did what we could - and here is the half of the monster that did not get away from us."

 

[Catulle]

Bag of Devouring. Add a handful of aniseed balls and you also take care of stray dogs (and the occasional urchin)