What is the general alignment of gnomes?

What is the general alignment of gnomes?

  • Lawful Good - social beings with a high regard for life

    Votes: 3 4.7%
  • Neutral Good - semi-social beings with a high regard for life

    Votes: 31 48.4%
  • Chaotic Good - anti-social beings with a high regard for life

    Votes: 6 9.4%
  • Lawful Neutral - social beings with a high regard for themselves

    Votes: 3 4.7%
  • Neutral - semi-social beings with a high regard for themselves

    Votes: 2 3.1%
  • Chaotic Neutral - anti-social beings with a high regard for themselves

    Votes: 5 7.8%
  • Lawful Evil - social beings with no regard for life

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Neutral Evil - semi-social beings with no regard for life

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chaotic Evil - anti-social beings with no regard for life

    Votes: 5 7.8%
  • Enigmatic - Strongly good, with evil tendencies

    Votes: 2 3.1%
  • Enigmatic - Strongly evil, with good tendencies

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Enigmatic - Strongly lawful, with chaotic tendencies

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Enigmatic - Strongly chaotic, with lawful tendencies

    Votes: 3 4.7%
  • None of the above

    Votes: 2 3.1%
  • Alignment not applicable to gnomes

    Votes: 2 3.1%

This poll question was horribly designed. The explanations of the alignments was inaccurate and the "enigmatic" categories were nonsensical. Let us, in future alignment polls, simply list the nine alignments and put forward our own pet theories about alignment elsewhere.
 

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fusangite said:
This poll question was horribly designed. The explanations of the alignments was inaccurate and the "enigmatic" categories were nonsensical. Let us, in future alignment polls, simply list the nine alignments and put forward our own pet theories about alignment elsewhere.

Er...where would be a better place for EoN to put forward his/her theories about alignment than on a posting about alignment that he/she created? If you disagree about how alignment should be viewed that's fair but this seems like an ideal place for EoN to put views forth. If s/he just put the nine alignments on the poll he likely wouldn't get the information s/he's looking for since those nine alignments aren't necessarilly the same as his/her interpretation of the nine alignments.

Oh, and please don't ask EoN about his/her gender either. That's a whole 'nother story. :)

PS. Gnomes are lawful good, except for the chaotic evil ones.
 

Alignment for a gnome I guess depends on tire ware. If the left tire is more worn then the right then the alignemnt would be off.
I am guessing a Gnome is a type of car because I can't imangine anybody actually putting these things in a game world :D

Hope that helps.
 



Gnome? What's a Gnome? Let's see in the PHB... hmmmm... that's strange... I can't remember ripping out that page... I left myself a post it note: It says: "Don't investigate what Gnomes are - You will not be able to take the shock again."

Rav
 

vox said:


Er...where would be a better place for EoN to put forward his/her theories about alignment than on a posting about alignment that he/she created? If you disagree about how alignment should be viewed that's fair but this seems like an ideal place for EoN to put views forth. If s/he just put the nine alignments on the poll he likely wouldn't get the information s/he's looking for since those nine alignments aren't necessarilly the same as his/her interpretation of the nine alignments.


How about in a post called "a new alignment I've created"? Also, my concern is not simply that new nonsensical alignments were added to the poll but that the existing alignments were misrepresented.
 

I can't fathom how people would think gnomes are good at all, much less NG. But I guess I'm just prejudiced. I've always found them to be creepy, in a "lure children with candy" kind of way.

I always thought of "Little Twelvetoes" the same way, tho, so who knows, maybe I'm just disturbed.

-The Gneech ("You put your head back on your neck this instant, young man!")
 


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