Sprinting along the desert, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sly! And he gives a booming grunt:
"I'm going to pummel you so painfully, Buddha will explode!!!"
Hark! Who is that, striding over the candy store! It is Evandariel, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to contort you with such wanton cruelty, your momma won't recognize you!!"