What it’s got in its nassty little pocketses? (101 pickpocketing results)

[Magesmiley]

10 A half-eaten apple
11 A mousetrap (50% chance that it is set)
12 Assorted colorful rocks
13 small ball of twine
14 tobacco
15 Pocket lint
16 A severed finger
17 1d10 counterfeit silver pieces
18 A spoon
19 A dagger
20 bar of soap
21 magic potion (roll randomly)
22 toothbrush
23 holy water
24 jerky (roll 1d10: 1-3 beef, 4-6 chicken, 7-9 pork, 0 dragon)
25 teeth (roll 1d6 for quantity, 2% chance each for a silver or gold filling)
26 A mouse
27 A flask willed with a local beverage
28 tweezers
29 Clump of hair
30 Several rings from a suit of chain mail

 

[Arkhandus]

31. A live spider. It bites you. Roll Fortitude!
32. A spare button.
33. A partially-eaten piece of bread.
34. A pet newt.
35. Four aces from a deck of cards. Card cheat!
36. Three peanuts.
37. 1d10 sling bullets.
38. A sleeping brownie. It stirs and berates you for waking it.
39. 2d4 gold coins and 1d4 fake iron coins painted gold.
40. A human eyeball. Still warm, a bit bloody, and slimy.....
41. An incriminating loveletter from a prominent local noblewoman.
42. A tiny, masterfully-made wooden carving of a lion.
43. 1d6 common dice, and 1d6 identical (but loaded!) dice.
44. A night hag's heartstone.....
45. A lewd drawing of the bartender......

 

[BraveSirKevin]

This is fun!

46. A chewed stick. God only knows what chewed it, but it's still dripping with saliva.
47. Toe nail clippings. Possibly human... a very dirty human.
48. You're no expert, but you're pretty sure it's a diamond.
49. A pouch of tobacco.
50. A few gold coins. You're sure they're gold, but they're not the local currency.
51. A locket. It contains portraits of a beautiful woman and a handsome man, neither of whom were the one whose pocket you found it in.
52. A small doll of canvas filled with straw, impaled with several pins.
53. A few labeled vials. They contain various oils extracted from flowers.
54. A humble thimble.
55. A single silver piece.
56. A tiny skull... human like, except for its incredibly small size.

 

[Arkhandus]

(moved from my edited post)

57. A lewd drawing OF YOU....!!! What the heck?!?!
58. A chipmunk. It starts to sing the "99 bottles of beer....." song in a high-pitched voice.......
59. A fresh peanut-butter cookie! (DM's note: The cookie is coated in contact poison. The owner is wearing gloves. The pick-pocket might not be.......)
60. 1d4 acorns (DM's note: They're druidic Acorn Grenades......)
61. A glowing magic bean! Plant it and see what happens! (DM's note: Instantly grows a hungry Assassin Vine when planted.)
62. A preserved monkey-brain. Still edible and nutritious!
63. An onyx surgical knife in a steel sheath.
64. A lapis lazuli statuette of a loxo (elephantine humanoid) chieftain or monarch.
65. A vial of perfume.

 

[LostSoul]

A picture of one of the PCs.
A half-burned map marking a treasure.
A gem that stores whatever you say into it (up to 25 words). It repeats it back to you. Right now it says, "Midnight by the pond."
An iPhone. 2 hours of power left.
1d4 snakes.
A signet ring - still attached.
Medicine for a communicable disease.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

73. A hair scrunchy
74. A napkin with bits of partially chewed meat (clam)
75. A lucky al miraj foot
76. A tiny sack with a drawstring; contains 9 baby teeth (human)
77. A blue-stained wooden comb.
78. A polished pebble of red agate.

 

[haakon1]

79. A shrivelled monkey's paw
(Roll d20: 1 Detects as granting a Wish. Actually grants the exact opposite of the Wish. 2-18: Just a paw. 19: Detects powerful residual magic, likely cast within the last hour. 20: Grants a Wish as a Ring of Wishes)
80. Portable Hole
81. Pair of Dice
(Roll d6: 1-4: normal, 5: loaded to lose at local gambling game, 6: loaded to win)

 

[Mark CMG]

82. Top (not curently spinning)

 

[Al'Kelhar]

82. A rot grub.
83. A rough ball composed of an unidentifiable putty-like substance (roll 1d8 for colour: 1-2 brown; 3-4 black; 5 white; 6 grey; 7 fuschia; 8 combination of two rolls).
84. A quill pen made from a cocktrice feather.
85. 1d4+1 glass marbles. On close examination of the marbles, images of faces or bodies can be seen inside them. Arcane examination of the marbles suggests they may be dimensional prisons containing creatures or creatures' souls.
86. Shark's tooth.
87. Rabbit's foot.
88. Lego(TM) man (could look like one of the PCs, or someone known by the PCs).

Cheers, Al'Kelhar

 

[Super Pony]

89. A single tarot card that is badly wrinkled and yellow with age
90. A deed to a property in an adjacent nation
91. A crude peice of vellum with 9 names on it, and 5 are scratched out
92. A really really long scarf...like really stupid clown at a circus long...(pick pocket victim gets a second chance to notice)