What keeps you from going to GenCon?

[Psion]

Give diaglo a call -- I hear he's got a new septic tank.

Okay, that was a good one.

 

[fredramsey]

Give diaglo a call -- I hear he's got a new septic tank.

A hole in the backyard is the only true toilet. All later versions are pale imitations of the original.

My hat of toilet paper knows no limit.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

For $4500, I doubt it's a standard septic tank.

A google search reveals more pricey ones. But I know diddley about septic tanks.

 

[Pants]

No money.

Oh well...

 

[reveal]

A hole in the backyard is the only true toilet. All later versions are pale imitations of the original.

My hat of toilet paper knows no limit.

Leaves and lye baby. Leaves and lye.

 

[Desdichado]

My hat of toilet paper knows no limit.

Back in my day, we used dried pine needles. And we liked it that way!

 

[reveal]

A google search reveals more pricey ones. But I know diddley about septic tanks.

http://people.howstuffworks.com/sewer2.htm

 

[fredramsey]

http://people.howstuffworks.com/sewer2.htm

Well, now this guy knows his @#$%.

What? Did I say something?

 

[reveal]

Well, now this guy knows his @#$%.

What? Did I say something?

Yes, yes. I know all about at symbols, hash marks, dollar signs, and percentages.

 

[fredramsey]

Yes, yes. I know all about at symbols, hash marks, dollar signs, and percentages.

Not sure what your response meant, but Ok. Just making a joke.