What level, class and alignment are you?

[lonesoldier]

Chaotic Good, mostly.

Modern - Smart1
D&D - Expert1 (With Skill Focus [Knowledge {Architecture and engineering}])

If my corpse is looted you will find a graphing calculator, slide-rule, laptop and many pens in varied colours.

 

[Wik]

I am a 2nd level cleric with a wisdom of 9, which probably explains my failures when attmepting to cast spells.

 

[DarkKestral]

I shall go with:

d20 Modern: Smart 2/Fast 1 with possessions: knife, longsword, katana of mercy +1, (treat it as having the D&D merciful weapon quality) nunchaku, wealth bonus +3, assorted possessions

D&D: err... Rogue 3 with possessions dagger, longsword, nunchaku, 2d10 gp, 1d10 sp, 1d10 cp, Merciful Bastard sword +1, assorted possessions.

 

[Quartz]

Colour me Chaotic Good Expert - 3rd level or so - with Skill Focus.

 

[Kwitchit]

I did once give myself a complete stat block, let's see if I can find it... google-fu roll successful!
Stats:
Str 12- school crew team...
Dex 10- clumsy but half-decent shot
Con 10- average endurance
Int 15- done very well in nationwide academic competitions
Wis 10- tend to miss the blindingly obvious, but I sail, and apparently that's a Wis skill...
Cha 11- slightly above avg, do well in debating...

Male Human Exp1
HD: 1d6 (6hp)- yes I'm a PC
Int- +0
AC: 11, touch 10 (+1 trenchcoat)
BAB/ grapple- +0/+1
Attack- Unarmed +1 melee (1d3+1 nonlethal) or rigging knife +1 melee (1d4+1/19-20)
Full attack- as above
Saves: Fort +0, Ref +1, Will +1
Skill Points: 32
Skills: Profession (sailor) +4, Craft (Alchemy) +6, Knowledge (Science) +6, Knowledge (mathematics) +5, Knowledge (History) +5 Knowledge (RPGs) +4, Knowledge (Geography) +2 (cc) Use Rope +3, Swim +3, Use Computer +3, Sense Motive +2 (cc), Perform (violin) +2 (cc)
Feats: Weapon Proficiency (rapier), Sea Legs
CR: 1/2

Expert Class Skills: Craft (Alchemy), Knowledge (History), Profession (sailor), Use Rope, Swim, Knowledge (science), Knowledge (RPGs), Knowledge (mathematics), Use Computer

 

[shilsen]

20th level lawful neutral smartass

And I took the Vow of Minimalism, so I have way less loot than appropriate for my level.

 

[blargney the second]

Swashbuckler 5. Dex, Int, and Cha all the way!

 

[gamecat]

Male Human Gestalt Warlock/Soulknife 6

I quit raving, so I stopped believing in my own powers though...

 

[Mycanid]

Easy. NG wood-elf Bard 1/Druid 1.

Uh ... if you kill and loot me (assuming you also slay my Himalayan Dire Cat animal companion) you might find ... lemme see ... a leather pouch with 46 gp. Umm ... a few religious and poetry verse pocket books. A string of (non magical) prayer beads. A wooden holy symbol on a string around my neck.

Hmm. Not much worthwhile IMO. :\

You might find one of these! http://www.enworld.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=26998

Still not too worthwhile though.... (As you can see I have big pockets.)

Edit: Except maybe as a spell component or a brewing component for potions????

 

[cybertalus]

I'm a Commoner 1 with 1 hp and Skill Focus: Knowledge (Rock Lyrics). I have significantly more wealth than normal for my level. The extra wealth is due to my having drawn two little-known cards from the Deck of Many Things, the Master Card and the Discover Card. Upon my death each of these cards spawns 2d4+2 CR 20 LE Lawyers who must be defeated by anyone attempting to claim my possessions.