What level, class and alignment are you?

[EricNoah]

I'm a 5th level expert, NG, with ranks in Profession (Librarian) and Ride (Bicycle), and on my corpse you'll find about 40 gp and a book. Maybe about pirates or something.

 

[(Psi)SeveredHead]

And how much loot do you drop if we kill you and take your stuff?

Smart Ordinary 1/Fast Ordinary 1. Low Dex, decent Sleight of Hand and Tumble. Wealth was extremely low until recently, and even now you'll only boost my Wealth by stealing my debit card and then emptying the account before the end of the month. I have student loans and stuff like that, too, not that a robber would care about it. (I have like 20 cents in change ... Canadian ... on me right now.)

I guess my stats would be Str ~10, Dex 8, Con ~10, Int 15, Wis 10, Cha 10. I'm not an adventurer, so I don't need to match up to 25 point buy. I have no combat feats, although apparently I grapple well. I used to take martial arts lessons but failed to gain the feat (d'oh).

Equipment: decent computer with DSL modem, stacks of books (mostly biology, thrillers and gaming), but otherwise nothing out of the ordinary. I don't even have a DVD player, not even for the computer.

However, if pirates kidnapped me, I'll say I'm worth a lot, the way Caesar did. They'll keep me in relative comfort and even give me women (well, they gave Caesar women) until they realize I've tricked them. (Alas, no Swim ranks.) Hopefully I'll have slipped away by that point, seeing how pirates tend to have little discipline when drunk and at a shore base.

My allegiance is self. Alignment is too simplistic to describe most real people.

 

[Darklone]

I'm a black knight. You don't know my race nor my level, but you can't defeat me.

 

[Jolly Giant]

I'm a 8th level Viking, and Vikings don't believe in alignments.

Treasure:
Triple items (various electronic equipment (computers, TVs, DVD, Hi-Fi, Etc.), 3500 vintage vinyl albums, 1400 7" vinyl singles. 1000 CDs, a truckload of books, a few hundred movies).
No coins (because of the items ).

 

[Wraith Form]

level 40 Apathetic Lazy A$$.

I'm too tired to do the rest of the stat block, and I don't care.

 

[Agent Oracle]

D&D Rogue 2 / Commoner 2 / Expert 1 / Warrior 1
Etherscope Broker 1 / Impoverished Financial class.

 

[BullMarkOne]

I'm a level 1 bard, with cha 9, and no perform skills. My alignment is probably Neutral (apathetic) as I'm fairly morally bankrupt. If you kill me and take my stuff consider yourself lucky if you get away with pocket lint, as I'm also fairly financially bankrupt. My wealth rating is so low other people go broke just being in the same room as me.

 

[Wraith Form]

So, are you saying you're broke?

 

[BullMarkOne]

So, are you saying you're broke?

not so much broke, more like my wealth rating is to a normal wealth rating as anti matter is to matter. I am the anti-wealth.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I'm so frreeeeakin' epic, if you kill me and take my stuff, you'd be epic yourself!

...of course, you'd need to ace your appraise rolls or know an excellent fence or you'd lose out on most of the value of my treasure.