Kwalish Kid said:
To me, that's the funniest thing in the thread!
roguerouge, your list is so perfect it's almost scary.
Why, thank you! You're very kind. (I am a teacher, so there is a form to such things.)
In fact, in one game, I gave a PC an exam to take while he was on a vision quest. (Everyone else in the world on the same quest was in the auditorium taking the same exam, in fact.) He had to take the exam while I dealt with what the others were doing in game.
Needless to say, his character had encountered NONE of the groups or ideas referenced below.
What I was actually interested in was his answers to the mix and match section, as those referenced the various character roles of the other PCs and significant NPCs, while the items would do... well, I wasn't sure at the time, but something significant, you can bet.
FT360: Understanding The New Way
Prof. ________________ (please fill in the name of your shaman here)
Name of Vessel: ___________________ (that's you, berk!)
First Exam
Part One: Multiple Choice Questions (5 points each; choose the letter corresponding to the best answer; answer all questions)
1. Which of the following is a pre-heavenly device:
a. Latham Loop
b. portapak
c. fardango
d. zoopraxiscope
e. All of the above
2. According to Tom Gunning, the first modes of theistic exhibition consisted of a “theater of attractions,” which envisioned God as:
a. a series of visual shocks
b. a series of sound bursts
c. a series of panoramas
d. a series of talking heads
e. all of the above
3. According to Andre Bazin’s writings in What is Your God? Volume 1, the godly image:
a. has “the irrational power… to bear away our faith.”
b. “Is objectivity in time”
c. “Brings the spectator into a relation with the image closer to that which he enjoys with reality.”
d. All of the above
e. none of the above
Part Two: Essay Questions (Write a concise, coherent and thoughtful essay for each of the questions that you select. You must choose two of the following questions; worth 35 points each.)
1. Trace the rise of the Legion(s) of Decency. What role did various organizational, legal, financial, technological, ideological, market and message factors play in their ability to influence the New Way?
2. Name two mysteries of our God and explain their significance in contemporary society.
3. Compare, contrast and evaluate pagan, Gaian, gnomish, and New Way oratories about the Apocalypse. What techniques are common to each style of preaching? What are the implications of each style? Which do you prefer?
4. How would you attempt to convert to the New Way the following: a kobold, a cat, a human, and a half-orc? Use examples from your life where relevant.
5. "Canst thou put wisdom in the inward parts? Canst thou give understandings of the heart? Hast thou donned the veil of beauty? Weather the hard demands of truth?" Explain.
Part Three: Mix and Match (1 point each. In your exam booklet, link the name in the first grouping with the item in the second grouping.)
1. Trickster
2. Mother Courage
3. Knight Protector
4. Shaman
5. Temptress
6. Confidante
7. The Wanderer
8. The Wilder
9. The Witch
A. Sonic Youth.
B. Unicorn's horn.
C. Nightmare Alley.
D. Lady Shoggoth.
E. Essence of Tremorsense.
F. 1 Gross Gnoll's ears.
G. Dragon's Tears.
H. Essence of Virgin's Lust.
I. Frost Worm's Trill.