What should a sadistic kobold's opening line be?

[mseds99]

Hi all,

I'm playing a sadistic female kobold who is sickengly sweet AND LIVES to torture creatures. She works alone mostly but is being grouped with a bunch of losers (the other Pc's, as she sees them).

My question: What opening line would you say to introduce yourself? It has to be sickenly sweet yet ridiculously cruel. I already have my little girl character voice ready to go.

I was thinking...

"My name is Ginxrumphel. You can call me Ginxrumphel or you can call me Ginx. If you call me anything else, I'm going to slice your neck and bath in the warm blood that comes spurting out of the gaping wound. Did I tell you that I really love your green shoes?"

I want demented sickness here!!!

 

[dave_o]

Muhahaha.

'Greetings. My name is (long string of letters). You're so cute! So cute I want to cut your face off and wear it as my own!'

 

[Rashak Mani]

Snap your Whip and say:

"This will give you more pleasure than it will give me... "

 

[Cedric]

"Hi, my name is Ginx, I can't wait to introduce you to my friends." <said while fingering a twin pair of nasty looking daggers>

...always keep it simple, but still get your point across, and innuendo is your friend.

Cedric

 

[mseds99]

hmmm...

Normally I'd agee with Cedirc about less is more, but this kind of a unique case. She's so sadistic and cruel, she's almost goofy. She's also not that bright and deals with things much more directly. To say the least, sudblty is lost on her.

Face cutting...yeah... that's good, VERY GOOD! OOOO, I can't wait to start!

 

[mseds99]

oops

as spelling is on me...

sudblty

Wow, i should have paid more attention in school.

 

[dreamthief]

"I'm G____, sometimes mage, sometimes nose-picker. Let me introduce you to my tool..." (takes out shortsword)
"Now I do see a goober up that left nostril..."

 

[Xarlen]

"I'm Ginx, and you're working with me, now." Turn to the mage. "Mm... You look like you could handle three knives in the stomach, before bleeding out."

"Elf... Human... Halfling... Hm." Shrug. "Boiled, fried, spitted, it's all the same flesh."

"You, bodyguard. You, protection spells. You, cannon fodder. Let's get going."

"The first one of you that makes a 'Blind Kobold' joke is going to wear his stones on a necklace."

 

[phoamslinger]

Good Evening. My name is Ginxrumphel. And I'm pleased to announce, tonight the lizard gets to be on top! (insert evil female laughter)


well, you asked.

 

[Xarlen]

So they make black leather domme gear for small characters?