What should a sadistic kobold's opening line be?

[LoneWolf23]

Ever see Wednesday in the Addams Family movies and new TV series? Just smile, look cute, and say very disturbing things with the cutest voice:

*Cute smile, looking at the Halfling, then says totally off-topic* "Did you know that the top of a halfling's foot is more sensitive to intense pain then the sole of the feet?"

*All pleasent, while walking with the party, wanting to make conversation* "You know, when inserting sharp spikes into a person's flesh, you should make sure to avoid hitting the bone, so as not to damage your tools."

Stuff like that... Remember, she most likely doesn't see anything wrong with torturing other creatures. It's just a job (or a passion) for her.

 

[gamecat]

I practice to perfect pain. Is there anything I could do to make your stay any more miserable?

 

[mseds99]

interesting,

we have some slightly demented people here. No wonder I come back and lurk all the time.

Evil is better because good is dumb!

OOO, I can't wait to play my evil little girl.

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

Meesa Jar Jar Ginxrumphel! Ex-squeeze me, but da moto grande safe place be Otah Gunga! Itsa where meesa live!

 

[Daebryn Bladestorm]

Ever see Wednesday in the Addams Family movies and new TV series? Just smile, look cute, and say very disturbing things with the cutest voice:

*Cute smile, looking at the Halfling, then says totally off-topic* "Did you know that the top of a halfling's foot is more sensitive to intense pain then the sole of the feet?"

*All pleasent, while walking with the party, wanting to make conversation* "You know, when inserting sharp spikes into a person's flesh, you should make sure to avoid hitting the bone, so as not to damage your tools."

Stuff like that... Remember, she most likely doesn't see anything wrong with torturing other creatures. It's just a job (or a passion) for her.

I seriously second this description. Encountering a sadistic Kobold version of Wednesday Addams (especially as played by Christina Ricci) would really creep me out.

 

[Breakstone]

I'm going to have to go with Meepo on this one.

Jar Jar Kobold... that's just plain sick...

 

[frog]

"Say hello to my little friend," as she cracks the swagger stick against her thigh.