Beat It
We’ve met a monster and it’s ready for a fight
But you’re saying we should parley, and that killing isn’t right
Well we’ve taken a long walk, and we haven’t come to talk
So beat it, just beat it
It’s now come round to your initiative score
No need to be reminded what your weapon’s for
Don’t pretend to be its friend, or you’re sure to meet your end
Just beat it
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Just take out your sword and beat it
Don’t ask whether its evil, or whether it’s got kids
Don’t ever try to tell me you’re some kind of pacifist
We worked hard to get surprise, and there’s XP if it dies
So beat it
Just beat it, beat it
You’ve got a +1 sword, so beat it!
There’s no negotiation, we need to pound
The time has come for violence, take it to the ground
You might be the party face
But not fighting’s a disgrace
So beat it!
We’ve met a monster and it’s ready for a fight
But you’re saying we should parley, and that killing isn’t right
Well we’ve taken a long walk, and we haven’t come to talk
So beat it, just beat it
It’s now come round to your initiative score
No need to be reminded what your weapon’s for
Don’t pretend to be its friend, or you’re sure to meet your end
Just beat it
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Just take out your sword and beat it
Don’t ask whether its evil, or whether it’s got kids
Don’t ever try to tell me you’re some kind of pacifist
We worked hard to get surprise, and there’s XP if it dies
So beat it
Just beat it, beat it
You’ve got a +1 sword, so beat it!
There’s no negotiation, we need to pound
The time has come for violence, take it to the ground
You might be the party face
But not fighting’s a disgrace
So beat it!