What the heck happened to the halflings?

[Ferret]

what the heck happened to the halflings?

Shoes, they let them play all those athletic games and they lost weight, the found that doing things weren't that dangerous, and the hair is gone as they never go out of the shoes. Thank god they didin't find socks.

 

[Piratecat]

Chop one in two, it's a quarterling.

 

[diaglo]

what the heck happened to the halflings?

they didn't survive the transformation to "New Coke"

they converted them to kender in Dragonlance. then to cannibals in Dark Sun. then back to halflings, but slimmer for 3ed.

 

[Breakdaddy]

They missed their saving throw vs. trollbait, and this time the sun didnt come up "just in time".

 

[Danzilla]

they done got Gnomed...

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Maybe they flew south for the winter?

 

[Numion]

What the heck happened to the halflings?

They were made playable.

 

[diaglo]

They were made playable.

for the unimaginative.

 

[Numion]

for the unimaginative.

hey you can still play fat and lazy one if you like - a real imaginative and rp choice

 

[Sejs]

They found that if they got out and got some excercise, they could get around that whole 'tastes good with barbeque sauce' racial disad that they've had all this time.