D&D 5E (2014) What the heck were they thinking?! There's going to be "fire" in D&D 5th Edition!?

[Dausuul]

I want to drink fire pellets from my potion hat.

 

[MoxieFu]

I don't mind the burning so much, but the itching and chaffing are REALLY getting to me!

 

[Umbran]

I want to drink fire pellets from my potion hat.

Now, that's a rather literal interpretation of "firewater"...

Makes me think of a drink called "Orbitz", or bubble tea, but for really macho dwarves, or something.

 

[Henry]

The Fire-Rabbits make the Fire-Pellets that D&D wizards use.

 

[Charwoman Gene]

Firepellets is a good way to describe a current medical condition of mine.