What to do with a Noble Salamander

[gfunk]

My Sor (CN, Lvl 14) has recently acquired a live, intact noble salamander. He is currently in Temporal Stasis, but completely unharmed. What do you think I should do with him?

Sell him to a wizard or sage who specializes in these sorts of things?

Revive him and convince him to be my follower/slave/cohort?

Sell him to a powerful Devil or Demon in exchange for a favor?

The more unorthodox the better

 

[Varius]

Sell him to me.

 

[JESawyer]

I think the obvious answer is to mate with the noble salamander and, in a future campaign, create a character with a free Bloodline of Fire feat.

I kid... I kid...

 

[Varius]

Ohhh, I know!


Make a cult revearing him as a god. Say that when he awakens he will take them all to paradise and kill all non beleivers. Make them give you all of thier personal belongings. There-you have brainwashed drones who will die for you. Then, let the money roll in.

 

[gfunk]

Varius, the cult idea is a pretty good one.

Any other takers!:

 

[Psychotic Jim]

How about putting the salamander into a suitable metal container and then making the world's first outdoor barbecue grill? Or maybe waiting until you capture a cold elemental and then making the world's first air conditioning system?

 

[hong]

What shall we do with a sleeping sally?
What shall we do with a sleeping sally?
What shall we do with a sleeping sally?
Deep down in the dungeon

Cut 'is tail off for spell components
Cut 'is tail off for spell components
Cut 'is tail off for spell components
Deep down in the dungeon

(chorus)

Put 'im in a cage and sell 'im to a circus
Put 'im in a cage and sell 'im to a circus
Put 'im in a cage and sell 'im to a circus
Deep down in the dungeon

(chorus)

Use 'im for sexual experimentation
Use 'im for sexual experimentation
Use 'im for sexual experimentation
Deep down in the dungeon

(chorus)

 

[uv23]

Make a really chic pair of boots or a handbag.

 

[JacktheRabbit]

Cast polymorph other on him and turn him into a Kobold. Then let him free to run around horribly depressed at knowing he used to be big, tough, and powerful.

 

[Voadam]

Use him in a sacrifice as a power component when creating a magic item. Or use him as the living battery for a fire object (encased in this intelligent flaming burst sword is a live salamander).

Have you seen Rifs Atlantis and their rune weapons created around the souls of imprisoned gods or powerful elemental beings?