mxyzplk
Explorer
So it matches most SF/F novels and the New York Times. Not bad company. Is there some reason a set of game rules should aspire to the complexity of Faulkner?
I'm not sure one can call High Gygaxian prose Faulkner. His mode of discourse was certainly idiosyncratic and entertaining, but more "adult?" I have a feeling if someone wandered up to us and spoke like Gygax wrote, we'd think "who's this Stan-Lee-on-crystal-meth joker and where are his meds?" My high school friends and I made a game out of identifying words common to D&D that it would be best if you never used in polite conversation. "Eldritch..." "Multiverse..."