What would Emirikol the Chaotic do...

[Krug]

... in/with 4E?

 

[Monkey Boy]

shoot it with his finger laser while recklessly riding through the streets.

 

[cangrejoide]

shoot it with his finger laser while recklessly riding through the streets.

Ahh Finger lasers, it was so much easier way back then.

 

[Klaus]

... in/with 4E?

For starters, he'd be Emirikol The Unaligned.

 

[Krug]

Ahh Finger lasers, it was so much easier way back then.

And you could ride a horse while doing it!

 

[Tewligan]

I smell a new advice column...

Dear Emirikol the Chaotic,
Help! My daughter is being bullied, and I'm not sure what to do about it. As a stay at home mom, I often take my 4-year-old daughter "Tonya" to the park when the weather is pleasant. I've recently struck up a friendship with another mother there, but the friction between our children makes things awkward sometimes. My friend's 6-year-old daughter will occasionally push "Tonya", take toys she's playing with, and just generally assert dominance over my daughter. What should I do? I feel I would be out of line to correct the little girl myself, but her mother is content to let the two sort it out themselves - easy for her to say!

- Frustrated Mom in Topeka

Dear Frustrated,
Destroy them with an eldritch finger laser. Ride laughing down the cobblestone street as their bodies smolder next to the swingset.

 

[cangrejoide]

I smell a new advice column...

Dear Emirikol the Chaotic,
Help! My daughter is being bullied, and I'm not sure what to do about it. As a stay at home mom, I often take my 4-year-old daughter "Tonya" to the park when the weather is pleasant. I've recently struck up a friendship with another mother there, but the friction between our children makes things awkward sometimes. My friend's 6-year-old daughter will occasionally push "Tonya", take toys she's playing with, and just generally assert dominance over my daughter. What should I do? I feel I would be out of line to correct the little girl myself, but her mother is content to let the two sort it out themselves - easy for her to say!

- Frustrated Mom in Topeka

Dear Frustrated,
Destroy them with an eldritch finger laser. Ride laughing down the cobblestone street as their bodies smolder next to the swingset.

Now I have to find a way to use that response at another forum/work/elsewhere.

 

[Intrope]

Chaotic Evil Infernal-Pact Warlock. At-will finger lasers, er Eldritch Blast, rampaging around slaughtering hapless townsfolk

 

[Emirikol]

He'd blast it with his death ray and then regret his decision, sending him on an epic quest to restore the books to their original condition..and then 5 minutes later accidentally blast it again while attempting to take out a rogue who was trying to steal his super-cool horse.

jh

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Chaotic Evil Infernal-Pact Warlock. At-will finger lasers, er Eldritch Blast, rampaging around slaughtering hapless townsfolk

I think we have our answer.