Oh, if I had millions, I'd fund a prominent computer game company to produce a next-generation console game based on my campaign setting. I've got the best idea for a game, too.
I'd help my ex-girlfriend Jessie start a comic book company.
I'd bribe my way into getting a job at WotC.
And I'd start a college scholarship called, "Ryan Nock was a smart guy who was too much of an idiot to get enough scholarship money, and I'm an idiot too." It will be given to valedictorians who decide to go to a college that isn't paying for their tuition, with preference for geeks, writers, and artists.