What's Captain Kirk's dump stat?

[Thornir Alekeg]

How many undead does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb and a cleric to turn it.

 

[billd91]

That's one thing about incorrigible punsters... they must never be incorriged.

 

[el-remmen]

Don't you mean, Khaaan?

Damn!

I was gonna post that link!

 

[GravyFingerz]

Q: What's a sea elf's least favorite ice cream brand?

A: Sahaugin-Daz.


Q: What did one mind flayer say to the other?

A: Hey, are you going to eat that little blue deep gnome, or are you just smurf nibblin'?

Hey there buddy, I think you've had enough. Move along before there is trouble. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here

 

[kenobi65]

Hey there buddy, I think you've had enough. Move along before there is trouble. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here

Unfortunately, I think one of the perks of being a moderator is that he can stay here.

 

[jmucchiello]

I just realized why I didn't even get the joke at first. The way I pronounce it, the first syllable in "Constitution" (which is how we pronouce "Con") is not pronounced the same as "Khan". Took me a few seconds to even realize what the joke was.

I need an mp3 of this. How do you pronounce Constitution?

Spoiler

Throatwobbler Mangrove, yeah, yeah, ha ha.

 

[Fifth Element]

I need an mp3 of this. How do you pronounce Constitution?

Spoiler

Throatwobbler Mangrove, yeah, yeah, ha ha.

The "con" in constitution is pronounced lower in the mouth, and with rounder lips, than the "con" in Khan. It's subtle but noticeable.

 

[Bretbo]

What are Kirk's RPG dice made of?

DIE-litium.

 

[jmucchiello]

The "con" in constitution is pronounced lower in the mouth, and with rounder lips, than the "con" in Khan. It's subtle but noticeable.

Does that give the sound something of a Caw (sounds like claw) at the front or is it a Cah (sounds like catch or can)? (This is why I asked for an mp3.)

 

[wolff96]

What noise does a dwarven cleric make when falling down stairs?
CLANGEDDIN CLANGeddin clangeddin...

I'll admit it -- this one made me chuckle.