Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
[incoming grumpy old man ramble]
Well sonny back before the internets we had a magazine printed on genuine paper called Dragon. In this magazine, FR creator Ed Greenwood would write articles and tidbits about the Realms sometimes using fanciful storytelling detailing meetings between himself and Elminster. I remember reading about such a story that involved Mountain Dew. I do have the Dragon Magazine archive set so I might be able to find the issue.
Listen grandpa, I'm no spring chicken myself. I, too remember that paper magazine called Dragon, which is where I drew that quote from. We gonna settle this with a duel? Dragons at 20 paces?
