What's the best spell to take Santa out of the sky?

[Nonlethal Force]

Anything by David Bowie...

I don't get it.

 

[grimwell]

Gate -- straight to the Nine Hells if you are feeling especially evil.

 

[Evilhalfling]

disjunction.
*may fail biased on exact methods of flying, time dilation, navigation and toy storage.

 

[Solarious]

Prismatic Wall wins style points, obviously, but I personally feel that Abi'Dalzim's Horrid Wilting has the edge in the sadist's department of turning jolly round saints into wrinkly raisins. Imagine him deflating like the blimp he is with a hole in it!

 

[Galamir]

Whilst I don't appreciate the opening joke about wives ...

Who needs a spell when you can disbelieve as a free action simply by studying him?

On another bent ... would dispel magic (or its greater version) be a good idea? Perhaps making your roof filled with an antimagic field?

Heh. Make an anti magic chimney that has a trigger at the bottom of the fireblace so the field is only active after he comes down. "Let's see you get back up that, fat boy!"

Hmm you know Random Dispatcher would be an interesting twist at the bottom of the chimney. Or better yet do a triggered chaos magic: When Santa comes down the chimney he takes 20d8 each time (reflex half) and the lay that trap at every brick. hehehe. Think Santa has Improved Evasion?

*edit* Also if you are on the naughty list its no longer a piece of coal it's now a gem trapped with soul trap on it.

 

[Dragonhelm]

I wouldn't use a spell. I'd use a magic item.

I give you...the ---ReindeerLance--->!

 

[Heathansson]

I think you oughtta cast darkness on Rudolph's nose so they can't see nothing, then they smack into a tree. AND, it's only a low level spell wasted, so you still have the good stuff to fight off the present hyenas who are trying to gank your kill.

 

[Heathansson]

Best thread ever, or this hour, anyway.

 

[Kendermage]

First Santa's Elves would blame all the world's ills on him because he is a human and would barricade themselves in the workshop and erect a magic field so he could never get back in.

Second, Takhisis would corrupt the reindeer. They would rebel against Santa and break free of the sleigh leaving it to fall out of the sky. Then takhisis would steal the planet so Santa just freefalls forever. Of course Santa, isn't Super-man and would soon expire (explosively) in the vaccum of space.

 

[QuentinGeorge]

Better be careful though, the fat jolly man is actually Drd13/Clr5/Rog2, so you don't want him to get Initative on you...