What's this guy's story?

Steve - Male, fat sized human.
Alignment - Varies.
Strength - 10, (Waning).
Dexterity - 8, (Used to).
Constitution - 24, (Alcoholic).
Wisdom - ???
Intelligence - Varies.
Charisma - 8, (Ran away with me liver years ago).
HP's - No thanx, don't like to be hit.
Initiative - Not too sure, I rolled it, like, 31 years ago and I still haven't had a go yet!? :(
AC - 19, (base 10, dex -1, natural armour: beer gut 10).
Movement, 10, (on foot), 60, (bicycle), 240, (running away from fight on bicycle).
BAB, +0 melee, (won't fight), +15 ranged, (unless I have an UZI 9mm).
Gropple +50, (vs my fiancee).

The rest to follow when I can be arsed, if ever! :)
 

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Man, TB, you're my hero. I hate that guy from The Cult. And the one time I saw their show, they sucked.

My story. Hmm. Joining the party late. Do I bother?

Nah. It's way too much to get into; I'm with JGB on this one. Here's a poem I wrote for my ex-girlfriend.

Santa Cruz
For Britt

Ancient trees huddled
like a church choir, belonging
to bare feet and Birkenstocks,
long skirts and gnarled tresses
untainted by chemical fashions.
A green river of life
swelled around me as I stood
in the parking lot at Hahn,
a crescendo rippling down from old Europe,
a vertical mass I inhaled while treasuring fading
transmissions about rock star professors,
the McMillan house, and Stevenson College.
The squat buildings atop that bluff
impressed me less than my memories
of your wistful reminiscing.
I saw it all: the deer too pure to run,
the quarry village where it floods
in a storm, with its communal kitchen and
driving quiet, an alien nation far removed
from the center of heaven.
I imagined you there in those small halls,
young and lovely in your room,
serene, gentle, sad—
dreaming endlessly
about your icons,
about bright mornings,
about flying over Santa Cruz, free.
—June 13, 2005
 

Tim Willard

Some of you know me. Tim Willard.

Actually I've gone under several names, including Raymond McNeal and Michael Briggs.

I just 35 last week, and frankly, am surprised to still be around.

I was raised in a military family and did 10 years, only leaving the military when I was too busted up to be of service any more. The military career cost me an eye, part of my jawbone, and full use of the right arm.

I've been married 3 times, divorced once, happily married to the 3rd. Four kids, 3 girls with the current wife, and a son from a previous relationship. My son just finished Basic Training two weeks ago, something I'm really proud of.

I've been gaming since 1978/79, when my dad brought home a book for me to check out. I started doing piddly little designing with 3.0 in 2000, and have done a few things here and there since.

I don't post here often, as I have a rather abrubt and coarse manner.

Last year I suffered serious medical problems, and while I'll never recover, I still keep on going with life.

My claim to fame is: I once blew a .291 on a breathalyzer when I was hauled down to the MP station after punching out my room-mate. And didn't get in trouble.
 

the first 40.

Born at Cape Canaveral. Raised on the beaches between Fort Lauderdale and West Palm.

Started sailing at age 6. Surfing at 11. Wargaming at 12. RPGs at 14. Started writing for newspapers at 16.

Went to University of Florida. Spent my student loan money on beer at the Purple Porpoise.

Ran a great 1e campaign. Went to a lot of game cons.

Got out of college. Went to work full-time as a newspaper reporter. Wrote about environment and the outdoors in Florida. Got paid to go diving.

Quit the newspapers and ran away to sea on a tall ship.

Found a bunch of other old sailing ships to live and work on. Got a captain's license. Missed out on most of 2e.

Met a cool chick on a boat. Sailed with her. Moved to Boston with her. Took a land job editing marine navigation books.

Moved to Providence, Rhode Island with the cool chick. Married her.

Found a dog. Bought a little boat. Started playing 3e/d20. Finally went to GenCon.

Turning 40 next month. Gonna have a party.


Carl
 

I’ll give this a shot even though I’ve not lived that long.

I’m Daniel and I’m a mere twenty years of age. I was born in Edinburgh Scotland whilst my parents were visiting my dad’s parents. My dad was currently at Queen’s Belfast and was only twenty at the time of my birth, my mum was 18. My dad stuck out his final year of Uni. So I lived in Belfast for that time. My parents then moved to a village between Nottingham and Derby where I lived for most of my life until now (well we moved house within the town when I was about 11 but not a big deal). The only break from this was when my parents divorced. My dad went to live in Oslo for a few years and I spent summers with him there, interfered with the 6 week holiday bonding sessions with friends but mine were close enough that it didn’t really matter :)

I was bullied for preferring to read rather than play sport and in particular for not liking football (soccer to most of you I guess) which has made me associate the game with brutish behaviour and idiocy. Which is quite accurate considering the amount of hooliganism involved with it. (I particularly like this article from the Guardian about the stupidity of fans: http://football.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,9753,1551650,00.html).

My dad introduced me to gaming when I was about 9/10 and took me to his gaming groups and put together easy to understand adventures in 1e for me and my friends until we got the hang of it. I never played 2e or really looked into any extra things beyond my dads books until I got to college and started playing 3e with friends I met there. Good times!

I was one of the kids that put no effort into school work, missed most assignments and homework and still came out with top grades. I think my mum and dad’s emphasis on me reading as much as I could as a kid and asking any questions I wanted to helped me in that although if often interfered with teaching methods. I’ve found that academia has agreed with me more and more as I go through the different levels and amoffered more freedom in your learning, no longing learning by rote and being spoon-fed what you’re needed to pass exams and nothing more. I left my school to go to a college rather than the 6th form. (College here is different to college in America, it’s from 16-18 and you study A- [advanced] levels and it’s optional to go.) Came out with 4 As and a B which I was proud of but it wasn’t necessary as I got a few unconditional offers for University. I applied to Cambridge and did well in my entry tests, although was rejected on the grounds of their study course being ‘more focused on analytic philosophy than we think would agree with you’ or words to that effect. Sigh; considering that I live in bloody England and not France I knew I that their course would be analytic, there’s not a course that offers ‘continental’ philosophy as it’s main component although most have an element. That decision is going to rile me to the end of my days.

During college my hedonistic side began to show, I indulged my urge to drink more and start trying drugs which I found I very much enjoyed and still do. I don’t regret that. I do regret how far it went though. In the first term of Uni. I realised that I wasn’t ready to leave home that soon, I missed my close friend group and family, especially my youngest brother and sister (there are four of us). The accommodation I was put in was vile and overpriced. I began to indulge heavily in drugs and drink and also in buying as many records as I could. In that first term I think I spent upwards of 4grand. My family aren’t wealthy and so this came out of my student loan, my savings and my bank account. My dad bailed me out for some money and I tried to sort myself out. The next term I couldn’t afford to stay in Uni. so I quit with a concession to be allowed back when I wanted.

The Christmas before I left I got together with a girl who for the past two years had adored me and who I’d been an abysmal person to. It took me two years to realise how wonderful a friend and a person she was although I’d always recognised her beauty. When I quit Uni. I went and worked full time for my aunt who runs a modelling agency hiring and booking people for events, photo-shoots etc. It was the PERFECT job. I was also working in a bar if for no other reason than to get experience for when I came back to Uni. So I could get a job. Michelle (my then girlfriend) was working alongside me. Eventually the dream job began to become degrading. The modelling world made me feel ill. I told my aunt and she hired someone else. No big deal. I then spent every moment I could with Michelle and it was perfect. When time to go back to Uni. came around it wasn’t so perfect. We broke up after my first month there because she couldn’t handle not spending the time with me and the long distance (170 miles seems a long way in the UK, we’re only a small place). I still haven’t got over her. Wah wah.

Uni is now great though. I’ve started putting out records independently with one of my friends, mainly on tape and vinyl as we love them so damn much. I put on gigs as Durham has little going for it in terms on bands coming to visit. I’m running for treasurer of the RockSoc and after the amount of trouble with finances I had before I’ve began adept at juggling them now! I’m also doing well at my course which is the main things.

Crikey talking about yourself is addictive. It also makes you feel slightly dirty and arrogant. Sorry if I come across that way, I mean I am slightly but I’m also quite nice person even if it has taken some work and hard lessons to get me there.

So there we have it, me tying to make the little crises that effect youthful life seem like major events and a goodly long life story when they’re not really.

Small points:
I’m vegan but miss haloumi and feta with an almost painful intensity
I play drums
My favourite area of study is Gender
I wear glasses and like it
I get drunk too often

Over and out,

Daniel x! :)
 

My Story

Well, where do I start? Ah yes, the beginning...

It was a hot summer day in 1972 (well, I can only assume it was hot as it was July and I was not yet born) in Monroe, Wisconsin when I came kicking and screaming into the world. My parents named me Gabriel (it was the halo, wings and trumpet that I was born with) and took me home to Brodhead (a small town about thirty minutes south of Madison).

The years went by without many memorable events (I had mono when I was two...I ran into a house trying to flee the police when I was eighteen). I am the oldest of five boys. When I was twenty my dad had a heart attack and passed away (two days before my brother graduated from high school). During my second stint at technical college, I met my current (and only) wife. We started dating on April 19th of 2003 (the day of the Waco disaster) and were married on April 19th, 2005 (the day of the Oklahoma bombing). I graduated with an Associate's Degree in Computer Programming in 1996 after my third stint with technical college.

I am currently a computer programmer for The Swiss Colony (a catalog company best known for cheese and chocolates) and have returned to college to pursue a Bachelor's Degree in Management (hopefully to be followed by a Master's Degree). I have three daughters aged 15, 11 and 7 (the fifteen year old is my wife's biological daughter, although I adopted her years ago - she is also two weeks older than my youngest brother...they are in the same grade in the same high school) and a dog. I live in my home town of Brodhead, Wisconsin.

Through the years I have been a grocery store stockboy, a Pizza Hut employee, a college computer lab assistant, Telemarketer, a factory line worker, an order corrections seasonal employee, a Kirby Vacuum Cleaner salesman, a system administrator, a contract programmer and my current position. I was a freak injury away from being a kickboxer (when I was sparring once, I had a rib kicked free from my spine and after it healed I decided that I would be a responsible family man and change career aspirations).

I have been playing D&D since 1990.

I enjoy reading fantasy fiction, listening to hard rock, playing basketball, watching football, playing fantasy-football and of course RPGs...

That's me in a nut shell.
 
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