One strange dream
It starts out with me in the Brady Bunch living room. I'm there with the entire Brady clan, minus Jan. Also there, tied up on a chair, is wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin. He's angry and yelling at me. It turns out that the mob has kidnapped Jan, and I've been hired to rescue her. I have Stone Cold tied up because he works for said mobsters. He won't give me answers and I eventually have to trick him into telling me where Jan is, which only gets him angrier and he's threatening to kill me (and doing that funky head bobbing thing he does when he's talking smack). Turns out Jan is being held in the basement of my old elementary school.
The scene then shifts to an empty stairwell in my old elementary school. I'm hanging on the wall with those suction cup thingies people use to climb things. Why? Because I can't touch the floor. I don't know why, I just know this. If I touch the floor, Jan's dead. So I'm slowly moving along towards the basement and I realize that I can't be seen by anyone or Jan dies. Why? I don't know. It'll just happen!!
Suddenly, the bell rings for the change of classes and I hear a bunch of kids heading for the stairwell I'm in and start to get nervous. Then they all come pouring in and I'm up on the wall praying none of them look up.
That was when I woke up.