The Grey Dwarf
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ROFLMAO.
What is the Platinum Option Service?
What is the Platinum Option Service?

"Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. I set the "winner" aside in a victor's pile until the entire population of the package has gone through one round, then square off the winners against each other.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc.
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.,
...along with a 3x5 card reading: "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free half-pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one."
Nail said:Have you kept statistics on this?
......sorry, couldn't help it.![]()
Korimyr the Rat said:Put some of your d20s in the microwave with the 20 facing up, and microwave them for four or five minutes. This won't be enough to deform them, but it'll soften them and allow the weight to distribute towards the "bottom"-- the side away from the 20, so that the 20 comes up facing upwards more often.