When players make you say "Cool"

Well this is something I did that me and the DM still talk about from time to time.

I was a 12th level Theif, 2ed, and all of my cool magical stuff was stolen by a ruler who wanted it for himself. So as any good thief would do I sneak into his mansion to steal it back. After sneaking around for a while I see a sentry walking around and decide to take him out and get into his armor. So I lurk and kill the poor guard and then get into his armor. I the make my way to the vault where all the treasure is being held. I look at the entrance and see about 3 or 4 guards standing there. I know they are going to question me if I try to walk up to them. So I go just around the corner from them and fall down making sure to hit all my armor on the way down. It makes a HUGE noise. My DM is looking at me like I am crazy when I do this. The guards come rushing over to see what is going on. I tell them "It's the thief! He went that way!" All the guards go rushing to the way I pointed and left the vault free and clear for me to walk in and get my stuff! :)
 

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2nd Edition Bag of Devouring...best item in the world. Disposes of corpses, evil monster eggs, evil artifacts etc.

We ran into a failed lich, basically a wiz that couldnt die but couldnt use spells either. We killed him and right before he died, he said, "I'll be back"

Pulled out the Bag of Devouring and said, "Wanna bet?"

(I miss that thing /cry)

:)
 

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