When preparing a Hot Chilli Paste...

[Vraille Darkfang]

Please.

In the name of Ron Jeremy.

Wash your hands

BEFORE!!!!


going to the Bathroom, as well as after.

Thank you.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Must've hurt something ferce.

 

[Umbran]

Or, take the remarkable expedient of wearing gloves while working with the chilis, and taking them off before doing anything else.

 

[Horacio]

Ouch!!!!! :O :O

That must really hurt...

 

[cignus_pfaccari]

I had a friend who did that.

Oh, that was funny.

Brad

 

[Ranger REG]

Please.

In the name of Ron Jeremy.

Wash your hands

BEFORE!!!!


going to the Bathroom, as well as after.

Thank you.

You might as well pee in your pants because washing your hands (actually listening to the water flow) makes the urge worse. Just have a mop handy.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

You might as well pee in your pants because washing your hands (actually listening to the water flow) makes the urge worse. Just have a mop handy.

If it comes to that you might want to buy some of the tubes and bags that Air Force pilots use.

 

[Ranger REG]

If it comes to that you might want to buy some of the tubes and bags that Air Force pilots use.

Get one of those wet-dry vacs.

Or just buy adult diapers.

 

[BlueBlackRed]

Additional, yet similar words of wisdom:
Wash your hands after drilling holes into fiberglass and before using the restroom.

Burning is one thing.
Itching lasts longer as the tiny bits o glass don't wash out so easily.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

I was over at a friend's house one night for a chili cookout. One of his roommates goes upstairs, and about 30 seconds later we hear this blood-curdling scream. He'd been slicing jalapenos and chilis, and forgot to wash his hands.

And then put his contact lenses in.