Which do you prefer out of a Level 1000 characther?

[Romnipotent]

Let me ask you this, I've spent more money on books than on sustenance, and I can't think of enough feats for a figher of 1000th level.

Skill Focus (Knowledge (What Katie did with Sam last year) )
Skill Focus (Knowledge (Useless information about Thay))
Skill Focus (Knowledge (Local (EnWorld)))
Skill Focus (Knowledge (Using up feats like spam))
etc
focus on casting feats evn if you cant cast

 

[Xombie Master]

Skill Focus (Knowledge (What Katie did with Sam last year) )

But skill focus isn't a fighter bonus feat!?!?!

I was thinking how about:

Weapon Focus: Nail Clippers
Weapon Focus: Box Cutter
Uber-Super-Duper Power Attack
Ultra Mega Wicked Combat Expertise
and the ultimate feat...

I Shot You Now Your Dead!
Benefits: Point your hand at a nearby player and make a handgun motion with your index finger and thumb. Say "Bang Bang". That character dies.
Normal: Pointing your finger at a player only changes their initial attitude to hostile.

 

[Truth Seeker]

Taking seriously out of what.......? It's not like anybody else wouldn't enhanced to a more powerfiul level, like 5,000 or more!

Please let me guess, age 10?

 

[Truth Seeker]

Pfff... whatalooser. MY PC is 2 000th level and just 17 years old.

That's 117.647059 levels per year instead of only 50 levels per year.

feh.

*Faints*

 

[IcyCool]

Bartmanhomer, what is your native language? It appears to not be English. That might account for some of the difficulty in understanding each other.

 

[Sarellion]

It would be an epic feat to generate this character completely without computer assisstance.

Well, this is a pointless exercise. Read the books, get a grip on the game and then start generating overpowered characters if you really want. This is a fine art.

But probably the whole thing is just a joke.

 

[Delemental]

But skill focus isn't a fighter bonus feat!?!?!

Ah, clearly you don't have a copy of the UELH (Ultra Epic Level Handbook). This fighter obviously has taken this feat:

Every Problem Looks Like a Nail [General]

You are able to apply your combat-oriented thinking to all of life's situations, giving you a greater depth in how you deal with them.

Benefit: The fighter may now take any General, Metamagic, Item Creation, Divine, Wild, or Special feat as a fighter bonus feat. This may be applied retroactively, so if the fighter has unclaimed bonus feats from past levels because he had run out of legal options, he may now go back and assign those unused feats.

Normal: A fighter may only select his fighter bonus feats from those which are specifically designated as available.

Prerequisite: Fighter level 175+

This feat may be taken as a fighter bonus feat.

It would be an epic feat to generate this character completely without computer assisstance.

I'll bet this character has that feat.

 

[Xombie Master]

Ah, clearly you don't have a copy of the UELH (Ultra Epic Level Handbook).

Yah, I skipped that and shelled out 200 bucks for the Supra Mega Ultra Epic to the Tenth Power Handbook.

 

[Slife]

You should have gone for the Transfinite Epic Level handbook instead. Personally, though, I prefer the imaginary level handbook.

My (-14323)^.5 level sorcerer can kill this fighter hands down.

 

[Aeric]

Not experience enough, to garner stats like that.

Just one doozie of a Level Adjustment.

Although with a Wisdom of 3, he would have eaten a nail or been hit by an oxcart waaay before his 20th birthday.