Which magic item would you want most?

Ambrus

Explorer
I find an odd dichotomy exists in the value of many magic items. Most items are priced for the benefits they grant to characters while pursuing (often martial) adventuring activities. But the vast majority of people in a game world (as well as the real world) don't share the same concerns as adventurers. A Lyre of Building, able to supply more than 3,000 man-hours of labor once per week, in but one to two hours of playing, would seem to be a no-brainer road to riches. So which item(s) do you think are the most overlooked or undervalued that would appeal to the general populace?

For my money I can't imagine an item more cherished or invaluable than a Ring of Sustenance. Not only does it save you the time and expense (think of your own monthly food bill) involved in keeping yourself fed, but it also reduces the amount of sleep needed by 75%. Think of what it'd be like to have an extra six hours every day; it'd be like augmenting your lifespan by 25%. What might you accomplish with the equivalent of an extra 20+ years added to your life? It might not make you rich, but who wouldn't want one of these?

Which item would you yourself want above all others in the real world?
 

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An obvious one that would have immense use for a "real world" commoner would be a Decanter_of_Endless_Water. Imagine the usefulness for villages in arid regions, or for a farmer during a drought (just to name a couple).
 
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Hm... offhand I'd go with a Ring of Sustenance, that way I won't eat as much, leaving me healthier than I am now. lol, less junkfood, more proper nutrition!
 


A ring of sustenance and some kind of way to cast prestidigitation, mage hand, and mending at-will. Those would cover almost every mundane problem I've ever had.

EDIT: And Evard's Everfull Purse. Wish I'd thought of that.
 


An obvious one that would have immense use for a "real world" commoner would be a Decanter_of_Endless_Water. Imagine the usefulness for villages in arid regions, or for a farmer during a drought (just to name a couple).

Totally. I would move to Africa and experience thus:

1. Move to Kenya or Nigeria.
2. Get murdered in my sleep for the decanter.
3. Profit!

Crap, I think I did that wrong.
 


A Ring of Sustenance would be my death. I enjoy eating, which means I'd keep doing it, and if the Ring is providing all of my nutritional needs, that just means that everything I shove in my gob would turn straight to fat...

They'd have to bury me in a shipping container!

A Sphere of Annhilation would sure be neat for disposal purposes. Nuclear waste? Buh-bye.

An Efreeti Bottle has potential, but the 10% chance of death sucks.

Perhaps an Eternal Wand of Gate?
 

Dude, I still want the vorpal sword.

Maybe then the guy above me would stop playing his drums at midnight.
 

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