Sorry guys, I'm completely covered up with a project at work. It's my 20th wedding anniversary too.... My wife yesterday reminded me of the joke about the guy in his basement on his 20th wedding anniversary. Do you know that one?
On their 20th wedding anniversary, Wife finds her husband crying in the dark in the corner of the basement. "What's wrong, honey? Why are you down here?" she asks. He replies, "Do you remember the night your father caught us? He told me I could marry you or go to jail? I'd be free today!"