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Who Else Thinks This Chick is Hot?

Is This Chick Hot?

  • YES, she is hot!

    Votes: 246 46.6%
  • NO, she is NOT hot!

    Votes: 66 12.5%
  • DUDE, it's just some art, get a life!

    Votes: 216 40.9%

Wow.

Who'd a thunk that out of all of the threads that I've started on ENWorld, THIS thread would have the most views, the most replies, the most poll votes, and actually spawn another thread? Sweet....

Thanks for the entertaining and enlightening thread, everyone. You've all made my day.

Entirely Too Much...Time on His Hands,

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Someone mentioned hot chicks?

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The redhead with the vacant look and the sword isn't an adventurer. She's someone's love slave playing model to her master, who's an artist. The blond with the hammer? Not an adventurer either, not with those boots. Another model, probably a moonlighting athlete, posing for that same artist. The real deal dresses practically, is in good shape for their class, and has no time for dramatic poses of any kind because--if they're any good at all--they're professionals (in effect, if not in fact) performing dangerous work. Fashion models need not apply.
 

The real deal dresses practically, is in good shape for their class, and has no time for dramatic poses of any kind because--if they're any good at all--they're professionals (in effect, if not in fact) performing dangerous work.

Or they're HEROES.

Redhead: "What? I'm sorry, were you saying something? What do you want? I've got a necromancer to slay. This sword? You're afraid I'll hurt myself! Hehe, you're silly, this sword can't hurt me! But you...I guess I could see why you're scared, hehehe!"

Blonde: "You've got a problem with my heels? Typical. I wear these to improve my stance. It's not really a challenge to keep standing on the ground against attacks from creatures twice your size anymore. These will strengthen my ankles, my calves, and keep me on my toes, so to speak. Maybe you wouldn't wear these, but maybe you'd just die if a giant brought down a tree-sized club on your head as hard as it could, too. I wouldn't."

Elfy guy: "Oh WOW! Hey guys, it's a dagger! People still use these things in combat? Hahahaha, wow, is this even sharp? I guess...but....hehe, how quaint!"
 


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