Who Else Thinks This Chick is Hot?

[BlackMoria]

Facial features - average good looks.

Torso features - look scrawny based on proportion to head. Underweight.

Arm features - proportion is to the rest of the body is bad, particularly the left arm. The left arm is only as thick as the haft of the weapon it is holding in the lower portion, meaning the poor kid has poor muscle mass.

Conclusion - sorry kid, but eat your wheaties and apply for the adventurer position once you put on 30-50 lbs of muscle and you can swing that sword for 100 slashes in sequence without getting tired. Monsters are not into cute and cuddly, except as an appetizer.

 

[Tonguez]

She's okay. I've dated better...

You've dated paper thin 2-dimensional chicks before? poor bugger

 

[Infernal Teddy]

You've dated paper thin 2-dimensional chicks before? poor bugger

Oh har-har-har...

 

[Doug McCrae]

The mind is the best feature.

Yes. Well, second best. After boobies.

 

[lukelightning]

My conclusion: She's a spoiled noblewoman out "playing adventurer" for kicks.

 

[Darklone]

Dangnabit, you guys used all my standard responses for such threads. Where is hong when you need him?

Girl: Too thin for me. I like well muscled but lean girls with long legs. Red hair is fine but not mandatory. Ah yeah and shilsen is right. If she can't talk to me, she's out.

 

[Brown Jenkin]

Gluh. Girls that skinny are guh-ross. Seriously, have her give me a call in about 30 lbs.

Ya know, when the anorexia has worn off.

-TRRW

Pretty much agree. Now all I have to do is transfer 30 lbs from me to her and we would both look good.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

You're a bunch of pretending.... pretenders!

Sure, you say you don't like her, but deep inside you're just like me, and feel an overwhelming urge to f

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her!

Yeah, I spoilered it out so certain grantparental persons, who aren't good at clickety-click with that new-fangled mouse thingy (back in the day we had to punch ones and zeros into the computer by hand!) won't see what I wrote.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

My conclusion: She's a spoiled noblewoman out "playing adventurer" for kicks.

I think everyone in Complete Champion is likely going to be a passionate advocate for a cause.

She's a paladin of the Goddess of Fashion or something.

 

[BlackMoria]

She's a paladin of the Goddess of Fashion or something.

Heh. More like a paladin of 'Anorexius' - Goddess of Eating Disorders