Thunderfoot
Hero
I prefer my dates to have a few more essentials, namely a pulse and respiration.
You been reading my story hour, Rel? That's actually been a standing joke in my game. I have a liking for powerful magic items that come with a downside (mechanical and/or flavor), and when the homicidal pyromaniac druid picked up a symbiont, it made her fat. Recently, a "friendly" NPC implanted that in her and now when she wildshapes into a given form, she's always so fat that she's actually a size category larger.Rel said:"Does this Wildshape make me look fat?"