who wants to be my crew

[guedo79]

What the HELL are you going to do with that crew ? ? !

Context is always a good thing.

 

[chaos-princess]

well we all are going to be sailing in the sea just like robbing rich housesand stuff, with out gettting caught, because i am captin rutus mc duck of margate the greatest pirate of all time

 

[Ashwyn]

well we all are going to be sailing in the sea just like robbing rich housesand stuff, with out gettting caught, because i am captin rutus mc duck of margate the greatest pirate of all time

You, my dear, are very strange. Cool.

 

[Hypersmurf]

well we all are going to be sailing in the sea just like robbing rich housesand stuff...

You mean like... houseboats?

Or just houses that have been washed out to sea by floods?

-Hyp.

 

[Tallok]

You mean like... houseboats?

Or just houses that have been washed out to sea by floods?

-Hyp.

I think I burninated a houseboat once...

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

Aight, princess, what the bloody hell are you talking about? I respect your right to be silly, but DAMMIT THIS GOES TO FAR!

Also I want a link to the badger/mushroom thing, please.

 

[Tallok]

silly? this is serious. pirating isn't silly.

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

What am I, chopped liver? Or am I not being considered because of my curfew?

 

[Robbert Raets]

I loves chaos. Dibs on the bridesmaid position.

 

[trilobite]

well we all are going to be sailing in the sea just like robbing rich housesand stuff, with out gettting caught, because i am captin rutus mc duck of margate the greatest pirate of all time

So what are your qualifications for being the greatest pirate of all time?

There are so many ways you could define "greatest."

The one who stole the most riches for himself? That would be John Taylor with his taking of the Nossa Senhora do Cabo and its 800,000-pounds worth of diamonds and other treasure. (Drake's capture of the Cacafuego might have been worth more, but he didn't get to keep much of it for himself).

The one who amassed the most powerful fleet? Madame Cheng I Sao and her 1,000-ship pirate fleet.

The one who captured the most ships? Bartholomew Roberts, with 400+ prizes.

The one who did the most damage? Probably Henry Morgan, with his sacking of Santiago de Cuba, Maracaibo, Puerto Bello, and Panama.

The one with the most flat-out style? Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard.

And if you are the greatest pirate of all time, let's here you talk like one!