GlassJaw
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Goobermunch said:I'll grant you that Bud Selig's notion of parity has done the NL no favors. Nevertheless, you can't really call Todd and the Toddlers mediocre. If you look at objective metrics, they're downright awesome.
They have the best fielding percentage of any team. Ever. They turn double plays like clerics turn undead (had to think of an analogy that wouldn't upset grandma).
They've got explosive batters throughout the lineup.
They play as well in 100 degree weather as in 35 degree.
They don't actually consume oxygen.
Oh, and they're unstoppable right now.
Without using any sissy designated hitters, either.
And the Red Sox or Indians will still tear them apart in the WS.
Also, there is no parity in MLB. No salary cap = no parity.