Who would you probe first & why.

[Shemeska]

Famke Janssen

And for the irony, the leadership of the cult of scientology when I pose as Galactic Overlord Xenu.

 

[glass]

Christie Hayes.

Or to answer the question properly: I'd say it's got to br dragons, purely from the 'how do they fly' point of view.


glass.

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

That's the best you could come up with?!

The best I can come up with!?!? You outrage me, sir! Outrage! Surely you do not mean to defame that vision of beauty?

 

[Mystery Man]

The best I can come up with!?!? You outrage me, sir! Outrage! Surely you do not mean to defame that vision of beauty?

Uh-oh, it's pistols at sunrise!

 

[I'm A Banana]

Famke Johansen

Based on Google's Image Search, you win, even though you totally misspelled her last name.

I would probably probe whichever species could concievably probe back, and I'd probe them with an UltraGlide Mak50, tricked out with all the bells and wistles: hydraulic cushioning, blades and knives with Lightsaber Anti-Pain tecnology, with some nice Barry White playing in the background, maybe even ribbed!

See, when I probe the native species, they will come back for more....

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Winona Ryder.

Ain't she disqualified?

I mean after her 'incident' a few years ago.

Wouldn't the title High Prober have gone to the Califonia Dept of Corrections?

Plus, the title UberProber goes to the alien best able to probe ENTIRE species, not single examples of said species.

(Umm, I think I just implied Space Aliens are Easy)

 

[Mark]

Who would you probe first & why?

Seeing how I'd be gone for a long time and because she'd never forgive me if I didn't, I think before I'd even left my own planet I'd probe the wife...

 

[The Shaman]

Scarlett Johansen.

And whatever probe I used would include the word "vibro" somewhere in it...

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

And whatever probe I used would include the word "vibro" somewhere in it...

OK, before this goes completely from Dragon to Penthouse.

The reason I asked is that I'm considering doing a 1-shot incorporating the D20 Future rules.

Basically, the PC's are sent out to find out why creature(s) X, are suddenly acting all rallied up all of a sudden.

Turns out creature(s) X are being abducted by aliens & 'examined'. Then, while the PC's are exploring, they get 'bemed up'.

Then spend rest of scenerio running around an alien spaceship, hiding from aliens & tryiing to figure out how to get back to terra firma while avoiding the aliens with the pointing things they only use with a rear sneak attack.

 

[Voadam]

Gotta go with classic B-movie posters, so I'd say nymphs. Yep, the fey are being abducted. Some ignorant commentators would say serves em right for the changeling baby swapping, not realizing that it was not the nymphs among the fey who do such. (course if you are in Elmore land instead of D&Dland then elves are being abducted).