Who would you probe first & why.

[Vraille Darkfang]

yep, yep, yep, yep, mmmmm.

Maybe time to have a mod move to OT forum.

I'm trying to keep it on topic.

After all, how many young female stars have said they have been victims of alien abduction? (excepting any allegations against Woody Allen).

Usually its some guy with a beer gut from a trailer park in Arkansas. If it'd help, just keep imagining Ruben from American Idol being the one probed.

There, that'll put this thread back on track.

Remember, whever you think of Angelina strapped to the table, let the mental image morph into Ruben as the probe comes into focus behind him. Remember, Angelina morphs into Ruben. Angelina IS Ruben, Ruben IS Angelina. Just keep letting that mental image float to the front of your mind, esp. if a shower scene is involved. Ruben in the shower. Got it? Good.

Back on topic. How would one probe a Treant? or a Fire Elemental?

 

[Mystery Man]

Back on topic. How would one probe a Treant? or a Fire Elemental?

Not without extreme caution and a willing participant I would imagine. Frankly, I don't really want to imagine!

 

[GlassJaw]

I'm trying so hard not to burst out laughing here at work.

This thread is awesome. Here's Vraille, trying to get some actual helpful advice he can use, and here's us, not even giving him the chance. Rocking.

I mean this whole idea just screams over-the-top campiness. Make them have genitals!! d20 Future + greys with nads + hot drow getting probed. Oh man, I would so play this game!!

When's the next EN World Boston Game Day?!?!?

 

[Savage Wombat]

"I would tax... Raquel Welch."

"And I have a feeling she'd tax me."

/monty python

 

[Bryon_Soulweaver]

On a side note, this is all very disturbing on many levels.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

OK, when you put it like that.....

Angelina Jolie

OK. I give up (momentarly).

What's so special about Angelina (never seen it)?

If I have to put up a fantasy beamed-out-into-space-so-hot-it-makes-aliens-cross-interstellar-gulfs-just-to-abduct-them-and-probe-them list, Angelina ain't in the top ten. Heck, I doubt even top 100.

Me, I'd go with Alicia Keys, Thalia, Shakira, Dorismar, Roslyn Sanchez, (Hey, I get the spanish channels as part of my cable package, ok?),

But, back to aliens obsessed with probing the inner secrets of mankind.

To probe a Colossal Red Dragon, how big would the probe have to be? The size of a VW van? How would the dragon respond upon his return?

"I WILL BURN THIS WHOLE KINGDOM DOWN UNLESS YOU BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE PERSON WHO..... Ummm, the person whooooo.... Um, I'm just gonna burn everything down anyway. Once I can walk normal again."

 

[Tonguez]

the title UberProber goes to the alien best able to probe ENTIRE species

Well I don't like to brag but back when I was a younger man I did...

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Well I don't like to brag but back when I was a younger man I did...

And which speices was that?

Squirrels maybe?

 

[Testament]

To probe a Colossal Red Dragon, how big would the probe have to be? The size of a VW van? How would the dragon respond upon his return?

"I WILL BURN THIS WHOLE KINGDOM DOWN UNLESS YOU BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE PERSON WHO..... Ummm, the person whooooo.... Um, I'm just gonna burn everything down anyway. Once I can walk normal again."

This is just brilliant!

On topic, Dragons. How do they fly, and why do most things give them such a wide berth?

Off topic, Zhang Ziyi.

 

[loki44]

OK. I give up (momentarly).
What's so special about Angelina (never seen it)?

You're wrong if you think that I think "Angelina" should be probed simply because she is voluptuous and sensual in every way possible. Looks aside, she's got it goin' on. She is representative of the best and the brightest America has to offer.....no, I'm not joking, and she's got the heart to prove it. She's worth probing simply because she embodies the spirit of an entire nation. She's a real go-getter, yet compassionate...she's passionate and lives life on her own terms. She embodies independence, not marching to anyone else's drum. Despite her celebrity I think she represents something larger than herself which makes her a prime probe canidate, IMHO.