Who would you probe first & why.

[Al'Kelhar]

Elves. I wouldn't have to beam them up. They'd be lining up at the door.

Cheers, "the old elf jokes are the good elf jokes" Al'kelhar

 

[Wilphe]

Yes, you lost your High-Prober title over that.

"That's Carl, he's new"



They never do anyone famous, or especially urban. It normally seems to be somebody in a pickup truck in a rural area who'll have no credibility if they tell anyone.

On that principle I'd do gnomes.

"So you got abducted by little grey men? Aha. Typical gnomish prank."

No one will believe them, and anyone who did wouldn't care.

 

[Khayman]

Scarlett Johansen.

And whatever probe I used would include the word "vibro" somewhere in it...

Sign me up to run the infindibulator.

 

[FreeXenon]

Here's another vote for Angelina...

Seriously.... tho

Start with the most proliferate and advanced sentient humanoid species with humans winning that.
Then maybe the most proliferate and not so advance .... say Goblins or Koblolds.

Pick something in the middle just for a cross section [anyother PC race]

Then maybe the seeming most powerful and non-humanoid - Dragons
and something less poewerful and advanced like a Sphynx, Chimera, or Manticore

How about something just for curiosity's sake - say fey - do they really have a purpose here except to frolic in the moon light nude? Everyone wants to know..

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

You're wrong if you think that I think "Angelina" should be probed simply because she is voluptuous and sensual in every way possible. Looks aside, she's got it goin' on. She is representative of the best and the brightest America has to offer.....no, I'm not joking, and she's got the heart to prove it. She's worth probing simply because she embodies the spirit of an entire nation. She's a real go-getter, yet compassionate...she's passionate and lives life on her own terms. She embodies independence, not marching to anyone else's drum. Despite her celebrity I think she represents something larger than herself which makes her a prime probe canidate, IMHO.

Another vote for AJ.

I'll be briefer, though: she's hot, on many levels.

 

[Darmanicus]

Carmen Electra, Angelina Jolie and Salma Hayek......

....thrice...............and not necessarily in that order!

 

[GreyOne]

I demand that this racist thread be removed immediately.


And to answer the question I would flip a coin and choose heads=Jennifer Garner and tails=Jennifer Biel

 

[Feathercircle]

Hmm... considering that the vast majority of them seem to have sticks of varying sizes lodged up their posteriors, I'd say that most of the Harmonium would probably benefit from a good probing.