Why can't you idiots design polls properly?

Hairfoot

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Why is it that every time a poll is posted on ENworld, the poster doesn't give options which explain my attitude perfectly, couched in the exact terms I would have used? Is it so hard for a complete stranger, on the other side of the world, interested in a broad perspective on a question regarding RPGs, to write poll options exactly as I would like them?

Sometimes we see options like "should the whip's range be reduced to 10'?". The result of such a poll will be badly skewed, because the pollster should have included an option of "should the whip's range be reduced to 10' if wielded by a fifth-level half-elf Eberronese bard in combat with 3 green slimes, 10 orcs, and a baatezu in a ruined mage's tower?"

For an accurate result, a poll should include every conceivable option, worded exactly the way I would state it if I were asked that specific question, and as if it really mattered.

For example: "Is it evil to slaughter helpless baby orphans in their cots in exchange for stolen cash? Yes/no"?

Two options clearly aren't enough to get a decent perspective on the question. If the pollster knew what he was doing, there would be 7,428 poll options, including my opinion: "not if it's done by a paladin of a good god, but not a good god of death or war, just like the paladin named Sartorius in the homebrew campaign I played nine years ago but he got an XP bonus for good RP so it's okay".

I hate to be harsh, but if you can't read my mind, don't post polls at ENworld.
 

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This rant should have been a poll.

We could have answered the question by selecting one of the following radio buttons

* Because I ate dumb flakes for breakfast
* Because I am a being of pure energy and I keep forgeting you fleshbound mortals can't read minds
* Because I didn't put much time in effort into it as in my other browser window I was surfing Luis Royo's site.
* Lemon Curry
 


BiggusGeekus said:
This rant should have been a poll.

We could have answered the question by selecting one of the following radio buttons

* Because I ate dumb flakes for breakfast
* Because I am a being of pure energy and I keep forgeting you fleshbound mortals can't read minds
* Because I didn't put much time in effort into it as in my other browser window I was surfing Luis Royo's site.
* Lemon Curry

I can't answer this poll...

There no option for "I AM BRANNICH BLACKSMOKE!"
 

Y'know what I hate? I hate when people ASSUME that I understand English, just because I post in it! Fools!

Einan
 

Hairfoot said:
Is it so hard for a complete stranger, on the other side of the world, interested in a broad perspective on a question regarding RPGs, to write poll options exactly as I would like them?

Yes, and if you want to know why just visit the other side of the world, if you can find it ;)

Jinx
 

Hairfoot said:
Why is it that every time a poll is posted on ENworld, the poster doesn't give options which explain my attitude perfectly, couched in the exact terms I would have used? Is it so hard for a complete stranger, on the other side of the world, interested in a broad perspective on a question regarding RPGs, to write poll options exactly as I would like them?

I hate to be harsh, but if you can't read my mind, don't post polls at ENworld.
I'm sorry to break it to you, but nobody cares about your opinion, so your choice is purposely left off the polls. :p
 

Einan said:
Y'know what I hate? I hate when people ASSUME that I understand English, just because I post in it! Fools!

Asdlkhf;asdkjhf’[ieowyf,mdnc. Man, I hear what you’re saying. I’m a room full of infinite typing monkeys, and we all find it very inconsiderate when pollsters just assume that everyone here is using the most up-to-date version of the cerebral cortex. That makes us so angry that we jump up and down and throw bananas. Dsalkfj’adslkjf’asdlkjfwwqpoeiurzxc.m,vp.
 


Nomad4life said:
Asdlkhf;asdkjhf’[ieowyf,mdnc. Man, I hear what you’re saying. I’m a room full of infinite typing monkeys, and we all find it very inconsiderate when pollsters just assume that everyone here is using the most up-to-date version of the cerebral cortex. That makes us so angry that we jump up and down and throw bananas. Dsalkfj’adslkjf’asdlkjfwwqpoeiurzxc.m,vp.

I fling poo. Poo! Poo for everyone!

Einan
 

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