Why do elves suck?

[BronzeDragon]

I would refer you to Forrester's Lecture named "The Aelvish problem", but that's been lost to time.

I do have it saved up somewhere though.

 

[Dark Jezter]

I would refer you to Forrester's Lecture named "The Aelvish problem", but that's been lost to time.

I do have it saved up somewhere though.

If you happen upon it, please email it to me or post it in this thread.

Seriously.

 

[Gez]

One of the most ridiculous things you can do. It's like hating a mexican guy living today because those aztecs were conducting human mass sacrifices.

This analogy would be very apt if there were many long-lived people (elves, maybe?) who were there at the time and would still be there now, refusing to accept that time has changed and still behaving like mass human sacrifices are something to do every week end.

'Cause, you know, people who played with the CBOE are still out there -- some of them are even writing sourcebooks.

Not that all elves are elitist. It's, as usual, a vocal minority.

Oh? Can I see the poll you conducted among the elves? I'd be curious to see the percent!

If you happen upon it, please email it to me or post it in this thread.

Seriously.

Motion seconded.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Well, except with the difference that Mexicans are real and subject to actual racism, and elves, well, aren't. And aren't. Ya know?

So you say it's perfectly alright behaving irrationally about elves and their fans just because elves are just fiction? Those who are offended by being called unflattering things just because they don't rant about elves with foaming mouths aren't fiction, you know.

 

[Flexor the Mighty!]

"Hatemongering"? "You feel 'responisble' to get rid of our prejudice and blind hatred"?

Good Lord. You're speaking as if I'd started a thread to attack a real life ethnicity. If you honestly can't distinguish between making fun of a cliche fantasy race and real-life racism, then I think there are bigger issues that need to be addressed than this thread.

Of course, you probably won't see this unless somebody quotes me; as earlier in the thread you advertised the fact that I'm on your ignore list.

Death to Elves!

 

[molonel]

So you say it's perfectly alright behaving irrationally about elves and their fans just because elves are just fiction? Those who are offended by being called unflattering things just because they don't rant about elves with foaming mouths aren't fiction, you know.

Well, of course.

I mean, elves suck. So it's perfectly legitimate to make fun of those mincing, effeminate fey.

 

[Infernal Teddy]

I would refer you to Forrester's Lecture named "The Aelvish problem", but that's been lost to time.

I do have it saved up somewhere though.

Well, when you find it, I'd like a copy

 

[Brennin Magalus]

Yes, yes, I do. And I _still_ do this better than you.

I side with hong, probably because he is also in statistics.

 

[Brennin Magalus]

"Hatemongering"? "You feel 'responisble' to get rid of our prejudice and blind hatred"?

Good Lord. You're speaking as if I'd started a thread to attack a real life ethnicity. If you honestly can't distinguish between making fun of a cliche fantasy race and real-life racism, then I think there are bigger issues that need to be addressed than this thread.

Clearly, someone needs to lobby the Democrats to add elves to their hate crimes bill.

 

[Sejs]

Finally, I don't "love" elves. I merely enjoy the basic concept of a long-lived, intellectually superior race that is elitist race of smug, arrogant, overbearing assbaskets.

Fixed that for ya.