Why don't flesh eating zombies eat each other?

[Halivar]

Hrmm... the "zombies" in 28 Days Later aren't really zombies, at all, are they? They're more like... "tickle-monsters." They tickle you (I swear! Watch the movie!) until you become a tickle-monster, too, going around saying, (in Homestar's voice), "I'm the tickool monstoor... I'm coming to get you..."

 

[Ferret]

Answer

Also it is to be said that on Sliders they visited a world where a slimming drug was made, it worked but also made you crave fat; predictablly people ate each other, even the other fat craver zombies!

 

[Wicht]

Seriously though, someone should stat up a zombie cow.

Zombie Cow: CR 1; Large Undead; HD 4d12+3 (hp 29); Init –1; Spd 40 ft; AC 11; Atk +4 melee (1d8+4 slam); SQ Undead, Partial actions only; SV Fort +1, Ref +0, Will +4; Str 17, Dex 8, Con -, Int -, Wis 10, Cha 1.

You just use the large zombie template.

 

[Wicht]

More fun to create, and more tricky too, is the dreaded flesh eating Ghoul-Cow

Ghoulish Cow: CR 2; Large Undead; HD 4d12+3 (29 hp); Init +2; Spd 40 ft; AC 14 (-1 size, +3 natural, +2 Dex); Atk +5 melee (1d8+3 Gore/Butt) and +2 melee (1d4+1 bite); SA Paralysis (as ghoul), Create Spawn; SQ Undead, +2 Turn Resistance; SV Fort +1, Ref +3, Will +4; Str 17, Dex 15, Con -, Int 6, Wis 6, Cha 16.
Feats: Multiattack, Toughness.

 

[Ferret]

I would actually assume that zombies to crave blood and the emotions of a person (The brain once had the symbolic place of the hearyt once containing emotions etc) once devored you are left with a primitive "souless" husk. Also revenge seems a good excuse to eat man-flesh. The idea of zombies came from basic unwill hypnotizism of warriors AIR?

Also for your veiwing pleasure the vegan Zombie









The real story

 

[Wicht]

Also for your veiwing pleasure the vegan Zombie

You can't fool me twice that way

 

[Drakmar]

if yer separating different kinds of undead critters, you really need to differentiate between the various types of zombies.

there is the classic shambler made by Voodoo. - eats brains - possibly makes more by eating said brains

there is the classic shambler made by the insane mad re-animator with whacked out crazy glue kind of science - eats brains - possibly makes more by eating said brains

there is the classic shambler made with virus- eats brains - possibly makes more by eating said brains, or makes more just by spreading the virus (at least in Resident Evil they had an incubation period on that virus)

there is the look ma I run real quick wire-fu ninja zombie made with virus, that we believe aren't really zombies, but more of a ghoul. (My Ghoul, My Ghoul, talking about MiiiiiY Ghoul, My Ghoul) - eats brains - possibly makes more by eating said brains.

and of course, there is the Zombie Cow, and the Ghoul Cow, who is notably annoyed as there is no boy cow who finds her attractive. Neither of which is a classic, each for in Diablo I&II

 

[SylverFlame]

Hmm, spell idea...

Sylver's Sodium Missile

Hmm, yes...
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Sylver's Sodium Missile
Transmutation
Level: Wiz/Sor 2, Clr
Components: V, S, M
Range: 25 ft + 10ft/lvl
Saving Throw: None

A single missile is fired with each casting of this spell. The projectile has a physical form and is there fore subject to intervening objects such as walls and requires a successful touch attack roll. Upon striking the target the missile functions as a grenade like weapon with five parts scattering (no two go in the same direction). All damage caused by this spell is bludgeoning damage. The damage dealt is 1d4 + 1d4/3 levels (max of 4d4). And grenade damage has the same breakdown, except d3 replaces d4.

As a special bonus the spell affects zombies in a special way. The damage is considered to bypass any DR the creatures have, and functions as acid damage applying an additional 2d6 damage/round and lasts 1 round + 1 round/3 levels (max of four rounds).

Material Components consist of a pinch of salt sanctified by a bless spell, which is blown from the palm of the caster's hand at the target.
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I know it was a joke, but I couldn't pass up the oppurtunity to put my name on something. I'm thinking this is fairly unbalanced. So help please. Yes, I realize this is a blatant hijack, so if no one replies I'll open a new thread in House Rules. Thank you.

EDIT: Went in line with suggested changes so far.

 

[Ferret]

Pinched, if allowed? I am sorry about the brain eating but I have to eat. In the future I will try to cut down on such links.

P.S What did you say originally Wicht

P.P.S The real story is real, don't worry you can't be eated twice!

 

[Wicht]

P.S What did you say originally Wicht

The same thing. Only I left the quote box open and made my reply look editorially challenged.