Why I am DRUNK>?

[Lwaxy]

For some people, it only takes a glass.

 

[Tovec]

For some people, it only takes a glass.

My record is 18 drinks before I felt anything.... I hate my metabolism.

 

[Umbran]

Perhaps you are a tasty beverage?

Ford: It is unpleasantly like being drunk.

Arthur: What's unpleasant about being drunk?

Ford: Ask a glass of water.

 

[Joker]

Why?

You made a perfectly well constructed sentence. I do not believe you are well drunk.