'Why I hate 'Lord of the Rings' '

[barsoomcore]

That's because dwarves are a dying race in Tolkien's works.

No, it's because Tolkien hated those whiny little suckers. I refer you to Letter 1352, to Hubert Y. Packamanika, Dec 12, 1756, where he says:

Those %&$#! dwarves, I wish I'd never included the little savages in the books. They suck. I'd drop-kick every one of those runts into the Cracks of Doom if I could.

And speaking of Cracks of Doom, do you think I should publish those sketches of Galadriel bathing?

Back to your regular discussions.