delericho
Legend
med stud said:I'm with the OP, I think realism/believability died the second a normal man could kill a grizzly bear with his hands. That's unbelievable if you want to use RL explanations.
A 'normal man' in D&D terms has always either been unclassed (BECM D&D, 4e), 0-level (1st Ed, 2nd Ed), or a low level NPC class (3.Xe). While, technically, any of them could kill a grizzly with his bare hands, the odds of it actually happening are miniscule. And, of course, IRL a normal man could theoretically do exactly the same - the odds are just vanishingly small.
EDIT: I think the complaints about how 4e lacks versimilitude is mostly due to unfamiliarity. It's not inherently less "realistic" than earlier D&Ds, it's different and takes a while to get used to.
In 4e, a helpless opponent does not lose their Dex bonus to AC, and a coup de grace is not an automatic hit. And so, the following is very possible:
4e Braveheart said:The King's Justice hushes the crown. "The prisoner wishes to say a word."
Wallace struggles against the pain. With a supreme effort he gathers his breath. His voice carries clear in the silence.
"Freeee-dom!"
There is a pause, as everyone digests this. The King's Justice ponders. He knows he shouldn't, but he decides to show mercy. He nods to the headsman. The axe comes down...
The dice spins...
"Damn! I missed!"
"You're kidding?"
"No. His AC is <10 + half level + Dex or Int bonus> minus 2 for combat advantage. The headsman is only 4th level, so only has a +8 to hit. I'll try again."
The headsman raises his axe a second time.
"Got it. That's 23 damage. You're dead."
Mel speaks, "Um... actually I'm not quite dead. My character is only down to -22 hit points. He doesn't die until -30. And the damage wasn't enough to kill me outright - you needed 30 to do that."
"Of for the love of..." Hamish says.
Stephen adds, "A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman go to an execution..."
The headsman raises his axe again...
"I'll just roll my saving throw," Mel says. The dice bounces, and comes up a 20.
"No way!"
"What does that mean?"
"I'm going to try to slip my bonds!"
"Dude, your intestines are hanging out!"
"So, I've got fifteen hit points. I'll be fine."
"You have got to be kidding me..."
"I love this game!"
And then there's the 'Stealth Rhino'...