Why the Ogre is the happiest monster in the MM

[Munin]

What a lucky dog the ogre is. Not only is he right across the page from the 3.5 nymph (YOW!!), but he's even drawn so that he can check her out when the book is open. Some guys get all the luck I tell ya.

And to top it off, when you close the page, they lay right across each other. *snicker*

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

nevermind.

 

[rrealm]

I never thought of that. Ogres tend to be grumpy when adventurers get to them - could you immagine what kind of mood if they didn't have nymph eye candy to look at between violent bashings. Do you think the nymph likes the ogre back? Maybe for his muscles?

 

[Doug McCrae]

I preferred the 3.0 nymph pic. Though now you can see one of her nips, which is good.

 

[Pielorinho]

Funny--I was just thinking about starting a thread called "Why the Nymph is the saddest creature in the MM."

Daniel

 

[Mystery Man]

Funny--I was just thinking about starting a thread called "Why the Nymph is the saddest creature in the MM."

Daniel

She'll learn to love him. We big hairy types aren't that bad once you get to know us.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Funny--I was just thinking about starting a thread called "Why the Nymph is the saddest creature in the MM."

Daniel

Why? The ogre's got 'reach', if you know what I mean.

 

[Scribble]

Maybe in reality the Nymph IS an Ogre like in Shrek!

But I bet the reason the Ogre is so pissed all the time is because the Nymph just wants to be friends.

 

[jmucchiello]

Where is Donkey in all of this?

 

[tarchon]

Fortunately, it's not a pop-up book.