Why the University of Kentucky wins at Basketball and loses at Football.

[Felix]

We only did that because we know the only way to get an Alabama female alum in bed with you is to grease the doorframe and throw a Twinkie on the bed.

Wheras with Auburn female alums, having been unsatisfied for four years, all you have to do is compliment their shoes.

 

[reveal]

Wheras with Auburn female alums, having been unsatisfied for four years, all you have to do is compliment their shoes.

At least they have shoes...

(You know we should probably stop before we offend someone )

 

[Crothian]

No, keep going....its very entertaining to us Northerns.

 

[reveal]

No, keep going....its very entertaining to us Northerns.

[drawl] Suh, I believe the term you are referring to is Yankee. [/drawl]

 

[Felix]

At least they have shoes...

They got out of the house, did they?

(and we probably should stop at that... . OK, I'm done.)

[drawl] Suh, I believe the term you are referring to is Yankee. [/drawl]

[drawl]
I do, I say I do believe that gentleman -- the one carryin the bag of the carpet variety ove-yonda -- is havin hissef a laugh at our expense. Tell me friend, shall we convince him it'd be smart to do otherwise?
[/drawl]

 

[reveal]

[drawl]
I do, I say I do believe that gentleman -- the one carryin the bag of the carpet variety ove-yonda -- is havin hissef a laugh at our expense. Tell me friend, shall we convince him it'd be smart to do otherwise?
[/drawl]

[drawl]
Suh, I believe your idea is ah fine one. By all means, please go fuhst.
[/drawl]

 

[Felix]

[drawl]
Why thankuh, I do believe ah will.

Suh! "Scuse me, SUH! I heard your laughin ovah yonda, and thought "That's mighty fine laughin." If you're interested in havin such a laugh again, please come on round to mah doah. My two brothas an I will show you our hospitality, as well as our lahge back yard. You could even inspect our fine selection of shovels. Ah just hope you won't be expected anywhere aftah, as you might be busy for a while with that laughin.

Your turn, suh.
[/drawl]

 

[reveal]

[drawl]
Suh, I think y'all have beautifully eloquated my sentaments exactly. I salute y'all on y'alls verbosity.
[/drawl]

 

[Crothian]

My work here is done now that I have brought the Auburn and bama folk togther....

 

[Krieg]

[drawl] Suh, I believe the term you are referring to is Yankee. [/drawl]

Yankees, Carpetbaggers, winners...it's all the same.