Wild Stewardess Action! - And Madness Followed COMPLETE!

Here we go again...

After having so much fun first time around, the ladies prevailed upon me to run another session with their high-kicking heroines. Lin Lin's player was less enthusiastic and has been written out of the storyline for now. A sad loss but that's life on Barsoom.

I ran them through a revision of the Dungeon module "Racing The Snake" -- altered so as to fight in Eastern Barsoom more straightforwardly.

As usual, we had a blast, the ladies proved once again what great players they are and tons of fun was had by all.

Hope you enjoy this latest installment.
 

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barsoomcore said:
After having so much fun first time around, the ladies prevailed upon me to run another session with their high-kicking heroines. Lin Lin's player was less enthusiastic and has been written out of the storyline for now. A sad loss but that's life on Barsoom.
Yeah, it's kinda sad to see Lin Lin go. She was one of my favorite characters in the first installment. I mean, what can I say? I like silly, whimsical, impulsive characters.

And she also provided perhaps the most memorable moment in that first episode -- witnessing her friends getting the living crap kicked out of them by the monstered-out Jing Zhou (the bad guy of the first episode) and going completely ballistic, ramming both her sai into him in the first attack that managed to hurt him.

She will be missed.
 


"I still don't really understand why I'm here." Guang Ling, struggling gamely to keep her mount under contrl, looked back down the long slope they'd climbed since leaving Hsiao-pei-ho.

The mountain town lay far, far below them, a warm, cozy reminder of the cold, barren wilderness she was following four insane women into.

"Ever go fishing?" asked Wei-Yong, Dau Li padding alongside. The tall woman wore an uncharacteristically fashionable cloak lined with silk and looked uncomfortable with her hair done up in a complicated arrangement. Her earrings still dangled, however.

"No."

Wei-Yong exchanged a glance with Li Fa.

"Never mind, then. You're with us because Shan likes you."

"What?"

"Nothing."

Shan turned to frown at Wei-Yong, and asked, "Aren't YOU the bait?"

Wei-Yong glared.

"It's just coincidence. I'm not getting married."

"Speaking of fishing, I'm getting hungry."

"Shan, it's only been a few hours since breakfast."

"Exactly."

They'd been climbing steadily into the mountains north of Hsiao-pei-ho. Somewhere up ahead they expected to find Lang-xia-gu, a deep canyon that cut through the mountains and eventually (they were told) became an underground river that travelled beneath the city of Liao-chung.

Where Wei-Yong was getting married.

*****

Last Night

"Is this some kind of joke? Or sorcery?"

Ming-Wa looked back and forth between her friend, Muen Wei-Yong, and the young woman who'd just joined them. Guang Ling nodded.

"This is Tang Fei Liu, daughter of Merchant Tang. We fear she has been targetted by an assassin hired by Fan Tian Jing, and that the assassin will strike as she travels to her wedding in Liao-chung. This is why I asked you to help us."

Guang Ling gestured between the two women, who stared at each other curiously.

They could have been twin sisters, so close was the resemblance. Both tall and slender, with high cheekbones and broad shoulders. But where Wei-Yong stood in her travel-stained furs, hair peeking out untidly from under her fur cap, Fei Liu approached them with a formal gown draping behind her, hair coiffed elaborately and nails polished.

"Obviously, the resemblance is striking enough that I hope the assassin will pursue Miss Muen rather than Miss Tang. If we can make the assassin believe that you are escorting Miss Tang to Liao-chung, we can take her there by a less direct route. Once she is married to the powerful Xue family, Fan will never dare strike at her."

Ming-Wa considered the wealthy woman with evident disapproval, but looked over at Li Fa for her friend's opinion. Fa turned to Guang Ling.

"Who is this assassin?"

The clerk bit her lip and looked around. The women stood in a vast warehouse near the Mountain Gate of Hsiao-pei-ho, owned by Tang Bai Rui, Fei Liu's father. In a far corner labourers lowered sacks of rice from a towering pile, their figures dwarfed by the great beams and pillars the building was constructed from.

"His name is Maliss. I saw him. Once. He... He's a kind of... I mean, he's not... human. Exactly."

"A demon? A spirit?"

"He's half... snake."

Fa's expression did not change.

"We'll do it."

Miss Tang, who'd been standing motionless all this time, fell to her knees.

"Oh, thank you, Angels! You don't know how terrified I've been. Thank you, thank you, my father and I both thank you from the very corners of our hearts. May the Goddess bless you all."

"Oh, she will."

"She'd better."

"Shan!"

"Sorry, Ming-Wa. Sorry, Goddess."

*****

Shan's glower had been building all day. At the sight of the ruined fort, it deepened further.

"Is it lunch time now?"

Wei-Yong shook her head. She was watching down the trail behind them, plucking distractedly at her new robe. She slipped off her mount and shielded her eyes.

"I don't think so. Somebody's following us."

The glower disappeared in a bright, happy smile as Shan considered the possibility of a fight. She joined Wei-Yong and stared down the slope, unable to see any sign of whatever her keen-eyed friend had spotted.

"It's still weird seeing you all dressed up like that."

Meanwhile, Fa, Ming-Wa and Ling stood at the edge of a cliff that dropped several hundred feet into the cut that formed Lang-xia-gu, the canyon they meant to travel along. The wrecked fort had obviously once stood guard over a rope-and-counter-weight elevator that used to raise and lower loads along the cliff. The elevator platform hung twisted in the ropes and the counter-weights had crashed to the bottom of the cliff. Ming-Wa and Fa studied the situation.

Fa spoke first.

"Not too worn."

Ming-Wa answered.

"Should reach."

"Guy to the pillars, blocks look okay."

"Make sure to peg the running end before Shan takes hold."

They both nodded and Ming-Wa stepped out over the edge and plunged into the chasm. Guang Ling stifled an exclamation of horror and rushed to the edge to see the slender woman drifting downwards easily, gown a little ruffled by the wind but otherwise completely unperturbed. And evidently uninterested in the wooden ladder that descended alongside the elevator cables. Guang Ling, mystified, turned to Fa, who was engrossed in laying out lengths of cable. She straightened up as Shan asked a question.

"Why don't we just wait here and put an end to this whole thing right now?"

Fa sighed.

"Because, Shan, we can't kill them. Fan will know they've failed and will send another assassin, one who might be able to find the real Miss Tang. We have to keep this assassin chasing us for three days, so that Miss Tang has enough time to reach Liao-chung and the protection of the Xue family."

"Oh. That's boring."

"We're not actually doing this just to provide you with entertainment, you know. We're trying to help somebody."

"I'd be more helpful if I was less hungry."

Fa looked down at where Ming-Wa stood among the jumbled counterweights and organized Shan and Wei-Yong into threading the complex pulley system and lowered cables down to the their friend. Between the lot of them they got the machine operating again. Shan clambered down the long, unsteady ladder to where Ming-Wa rested beside the now-stable platform.

"Hop on, sweetie."

Shan started hauling on the ropes and watched the platform rise to the top. She tied off the rope to hold it in place and wiped her forehead, panting slightly with exertion. The platform was a good two hundred feet above her now, and she could see it swaying as her friends guided their mounts aboard. Fa leaned out and waved to her.

"Down we go."

The canyon floor was a pleasant, quiet place, out of the wind that had knifed through their robes up top. Loose shale lay in broken piles along either side of a well-marked path leading deeper into the mountains. Shan smiled as she hauled on the cable.

Far above, the four women stood together on the swaying wooden platform and watched the top of the cliff recede above them as Shan worked the cables. Pulleys creaked and beams groaned with the strain as they slowly descended.

"Shan, go faster."

The big woman grumbled at Wei-Yong's insistence.

"You think you can do this, you go right ahead, you -- "

"I'm serious. I think that's a dragon."

Fa frowned.

"There's no such thing as -- "

"Okay," Wei-Yong interrupted, peering upwards, "It's not a dragon. It's just a big lizardy flying thing with teeth and claws coming straight at us."

She grabbed for her bow. Guang Ling leapt at her, sending the platform tilting unsteadily.

"Don't! Miss Tang can't use a bow! They'll know it's not her."

"Oh, this is just great."

They could all see the creature now, spiralling down into the canyon above them. Its scales glittered like burnished bronze and a long tail undulated behind it. It flew the way a snake swims, with long twists of its body, hanging in the air without wings or any evident means of support. They watched it come. Shan kept hauling on the rope.

Li Fa looked around. She could draw on the power of the Shadow Realm to fight this creature, but doing so allowed the life-sapping energies of that dark place to infect those around her. She didn't have enough room to make use of her power without putting her friends in danger.

"Ming-Wa, this one's all yours."

"Defend us, Goddess."

Ming-Wa braced herself and threw back her hair, then reached out towards the approaching beast. A vague purple glow built up around her, and as Li Fa watched, the woman's small hands clutched at nothingness and her normally serene face twisted in sudden agony. Her eyes snapped open.

The dragon shrieked, twisted in on itself and plunged downward. Straight towards Tong Shan. Who was grinning.

"Dragons are good eating, I bet."

Her grin broadened as the thing seemed to recover and charged straight at her.

"Don't let go of the rope, Shan or we'll fall."

"Right. Good. Excellent. Hang on."
 



"This on an empty stomach."

Shan tied off the cable she'd been hauling on and yanked out her sword just as the plunging dragon reached her.

There was a reptilian shriek, a loud curse and a sharp bang. Wei-Yong leaned over the edge of the teetering elevator platform to see what had happened.

"Shan? Shan, are you okay?"

The dragon sped along the canyon floor and rose up, climbing up through the still air a few hundred yards from the elevator where Wei-Yong, Li Fa, Ming-Wa and Guang Li kept their balance.

"Oh, yeah, I'm great. I think I got him. Tough bugger."

Shan got to her feet and waved her sword over her head.

"Come on back! We'll put you on the barbecue, lizard!"

Ming-Wa winced as the dragon, metallic scales gleaming as it rose high enough to catch the afternoon sun, turned abruptly and dove back towards them, screeching as it came.

"Hey, Shan? Quit inviting it back, okay?"

"Don't worry, I'm on my way."

Tong Shan leapt for the rickety ladder that rose next to the elevator scaffold and began climbing with quick motions. Even in her armour, Shan's powerful arms and legs drove her upward speedily. She watched over her shoulder as the beast came swooping down again.

"Climb faster, Shan."

Li Fa brandished her staff, hoping that Ming-Wa would be able to hit it again with her powerful telepathic abilities. She heard the younger woman whispering a prayer to the Goddess, felt that strange electric shiver pass through her as Ming-Wa's power manifested itself.

Again the dragon shrieked and turned in on itself, writhing in the air as it coiled and uncoiled like an earthworm poked with a stick. It did not fall this time, however, and Fa could see the creature regaining control over itself. In a second it would be upon them.

Shan reached the level of the elevator platform, eighty feet above the canyon floor. The wooden platform hung swaying from massive cables, its nearest edge more than two arm-spans away. Shan flexed her legs and took a deep breath and with an explosive yell, hurled herself across the gap.

Wei-Yong saw her friend preparing to jump and realised the distance Shan was trying to cross. It was too far. Far, far too far.

"Shan, no! Don't -- "

Wei-Yong cried out in horror as her friend sprang from the ladder and stretched out with her big hands.

And missed.

And dropped out of sight. Eighty feet above the ground.

"This one's going to hurt."

*****

Back along the trail the Angels had followed on their way up to the entrance to the canyon Lang-xia-gu, a strangely sinuous figure lounged in the shadow of six tall birch trees.

Maliss spent every waking moment he could tending to his longbow. It was a gorgeous weapon, filigreed and polished so that it gleamed even in starlight. It had been made for him long, long ago, by a crazed sorcerer with a talent for pain. He called it Nervewrack. Those unlucky enough to receive an arrow from Nervewrack usually collapsed in agony -- if the arrow hadn't killed them outright, of course.

He and the Caedmonish mercenaries he'd gathered for this mission waited the report of success from their lead party. Expecting a quick report of success, they began to worry as time dragged on. Maliss gestured to Burogerk.

"Go see what's happened. Where's Alrughf?"

The big barbarian nodded and slipped quietly up the hill. Maliss moved to where he could see the slope more clearly and blinked in surprise as Alrughf, usually a cautious type, came pelting downhill in obvious panic. Burogerk met him and the two returned to the grove where Maliss waited.

"Well? Where's Gurken?"

Alrughf shook his head, panting with the exertion of the run.

"Dead. Gurken's dead."

Maliss frowned.

"What happened? Did the spell fail?"

"No, sir. The spell worked fine. You saw him, he turned into a dragon. That was no problem. It's these girls. They can do things. They're... I don't know what they are."

"What do you mean?"

"At least one of them, sir, possesses powers... Like the Hinsuan Mystics. Powers of the Dream Worlds, sir, like yourself."

Alrughf thankfully drank a long swallow from Burogerk's waterskin. After a gasp, he continued.

"As Gurken approached they caused him to experience pain. Twice he came at them, and twice he was paralysed with pain. I heard him screaming. I felt the power unleash itself."

"They have a psion among them. Good to know this now. How did Gurken die?"

"I saw his body ripple with some kind of crashing, invisible blow. He screamed again and plunged into the canyon. One of them, the girl we seek, saw me and I ran."

"What did she do during the battle?"

"Nothing, sir. She screamed. She tried to catch the woman who fell."

"A woman fell? Is one of them dead?"

"I don't know, sir. I only saw one of them, the big one with the sword, try to jump and miss and fall. It was very high up. She's got to be dead."

*****

"I've got to be dead."

"You're not dead," Shan heard Li Fa tell her, "You're just... not well."

"Carry me."

"Shan, all four of us couldn't carry you. Can you stand?"

The big woman groaned. Her fall had been a crazy series of bounces and uncontrolled skids down the crumbling cliff face, crashing into guy cables and thumping painfully off beams and supports to finally end up face down on the loose shale of the canyon floor.

Not more than a few steps from where she lay, the dragon sprawled in a similar posture, unmoving. Though much more solidly embedded in the ground. Seeing it there gave Shan a burst of energy and she pushed herself upright. She pulled her big two-handed sword out of the sheath on her back, took a wobbly step towards the dead beast and with a terrible shriek, cut off its head.

Li Fa nodded her approval and dragged the head over to the elevator platform. With a grunt, she heaved the reptilian thing onto the platform. It landed with a splat that made Shan grin.

"Barbecue."
 

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